Dill Pickle Hated Blue Cheese
...Dill pickle hated him so
Because he stank badly
Dill pickle screamed just go
Blue cheese wept thus sadly
When I leave the fridg, bro
I'll stink ever much mo
Dill pickle grew older
Fermenting l...
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Categories:
deathblow, funny,
Form: Quintain (English)
A Picasso President
...I have claimed to be apolitical but there are times
when the crop is ready for harvesting, so I put fuel
in the John Deere, ink in my pen and wrote...
He'll get millions of votes for ...
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Categories:
deathblow, how i feel,
Form: Limerick
Proxy Dance
...Let's all proxy dance...
Partner up with a do-si-do
Rigged an election don't you know
Proxy with a smiling schmo
Pulled it off with lots of dough
Big Red tried to overturn
Peaceful protest ...
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Categories:
deathblow, analogy, bible, christian, dance,
Form: Rhyme
What happened to my sex drive?
...What happened to my sex drive?
(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of --
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone).
Once pronounced libido of mine
took kamikaze nose dive,
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Categories:
deathblow, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Tsunami
...
Tsunami
Clinging to a tree my might is numb
Teeth chattering, soaked in seaweed I succumb
to the shores of doom, the tides violent surge
Adrift and marooned all owed to a sudden urge
After t...
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Categories:
deathblow, natural disasters, travel,
Form: Rhyme
Wonder If Heaven's Got A Ghetto
...WONDER IF HEAVEN'S GOT A GHETTO
Wonder if Heaven's got a ghetto,
Where sinners & saints mellow,
And unite with shinning hallow.
The street glows golden yellow
As we pray more grease to our el...
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Categories:
deathblow, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Cyclone
...Marvelous Maxine Hunkel, heroine cyclone,
With her amazing power gets anyone blown...!
Through her abductor scientist Morrow the mad,
With vast violent velocity she got clad...!
Her simple s...
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Categories:
deathblow, hero,
Form: Couplet
Loving My Refurbished Fifteen Inch Mid 2015 Macbook Pro
...Loving my refurbished fifteen inch mid 2015 Macbook Pro
A lightning fast machine
purchased three days ago
now comfortably nestling with
said technological wonder,
where outside a cold wind how...
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Categories:
deathblow, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
When the Moon Moves Rondine
...When the Moon moves out of sight slow
it stages a nightmarish dream;
Your pulse jumps inside your bloodstream
with an irrational tempo;
Smiling like a jester although
you can hear every sile...
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Categories:
deathblow, emotions, feelings, horror, moon,
Form: Other
Go On, Redouble
...Go on, redouble, and write a great Rondeau;
Get out your best pen and call on your muse.
Let your light shine like Deliverance banjo;
The Lord gave you gifts He wants you to use.
Sure it’s a ch...
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Categories:
deathblow, poems,
Form: Rondeau Redouble
Transcendence
...The sun is shining, and the sky is blue
The robin on an olive tree singing;
Chirp, chirp, chirp until it flew
I wonder what’s it saying?
School’s out, and the children are holidaying.
In ...
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Categories:
deathblow, emotions, feelings,
Form: Quatrain
The Henriad
...The Henriad
Battled lands, traitors afoot, beg his precis,
Highlights his ascent, forgiveness be his plea,
Openly nigh, wolves in a shepherd's court free,
...
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Categories:
deathblow, allegory, character, history, perspective,
Form: Tail-rhyme
Old Time Radio
...Old Time Radio and dramatic shows
Without the visuals, emphasized the audio
Music to assist
The passion of a kiss
Or your mind envisions a deathblow...
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Categories:
deathblow, sound,
Form: Limerick
Perched On Figurative Shoulder
...Perched on figurative shoulder...
taking devil's advocate stance...,
with sharp eyed cognizance
of course Joe King abidance!
Wild eyed traitor Joe Schmoe,
albeit Democrat subjects himself to g...
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Categories:
deathblow, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Talk Therapy As Fulcrum To Leverage Psychological Ills
...Oh...and hello
to you, some hours past, I
returned from counseling,
(hence this boy yent -
albeit beastie boy
figuratively basking
in fading afterglow)
great kickstarter session,
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Categories:
deathblow, atheist, december, desire, health,
Form: Prose Poetry
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