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Critter Poems - Poems about Critter

Premium Member BYE-BYE FLY
A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying, He was big, fat and very black, He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack, No doubt had followed the aroma of food, uninvited prying, With tea towel and fly swatter, was armed and eyeing. Flew closer to the gas burner, unafraid of dying, Both of us ready for deadly battle, He would...

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Categories: critter, anger,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Critter Caper
Let’s go said the crow Not now said the cow But when said the hen Don’t know said the doe Hey look said the rook Big truck said the duck Go peep said the sheep Not me said the bee We’re there said the bear Where’s there said the hare Who’s we said the flea We few said the shrew No juice said the goose Need gas said...

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Categories: critter, animal,
Form: Rhyme



The Spider Returns
All Hallows Eve regardless Not Easter or birthdays Tenacity of critters Got me swirling in a haze They get into the bathtub The sink or in the car Lord knows just where they come from But they haven't traversed far So often I must rescue Whether delicate or tall Re-house them to the log-pile As they can't ascend the wall In shameless eight-legged tap dance They...

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Categories: critter, best friend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Such a Clumsy Critter
While watching my babysitter Playing with glitter, I fell into the kitty litter! -- I am such a clumsy critter. My brother will twitter Our babysitter is covered in glitter She is such a kidder, But, I fell into the kitty litter! I am such a clumsy critter. My kitty has five kitties in her litter They were watching my babysitter Playing with glitter, When I fell...

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Categories: critter, fun, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cancer Critter
Cancer Critter runs rampant It wanders our earth and kills Still unable to erase it completely Not sure we ever will? Cancer Critter can be deadly If bitten you are seriously unwell Symptoms are often silent Often no way to tell If you or someone you love are bitten It’s a frightening time for sure Your mind completely overwhelmed With fear, uncertainties, questions galore The...

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Categories: critter, cancer, fear, health, strength,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The No-Chicken Critter
Six sick skunks of one stinking litter get startled by a fox; five of the six sick skunks scamper. But one of the six sick skunk siblings is no quitter. In spite of the fact he is the littlest, there's not one thing that will this small sick skunk hamper. A skirmish with the frisky shifty fox he starts. Just one...

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Categories: critter, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Critter Snow Prints
What was it that ravaged last night’s lovely blanket of snow? Something with three toes on one foot and missing one of its very large nails. My god, the size of those back paws! A black bear, no doubt; a midnight, black hole in space, black bear; checking out my trash bin...

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Categories: critter, animal, fear, funny, nature,
Form: Haibun
The Critter Cascade
I was walking down a Vermont road to stretch my legs and blow off stress, stone walls flanked the hard, brown dirt, half-obscured by dead leaves and grass. When a fast rustling caught my ear, I turned my eyes left to see, exploding over the rock wall came a flustered, frantic turkey. He sprinted hard on spindly legs, and it noud gulps gasped for...

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Categories: critter, animal, fun, humorous, light,
Form: Narrative
A Loathsome Critter
The pantoum’s a loathsome critter Pantoums missed out on getting class they’re so twisted up and bitter each one knows its first will be its last Pantoums missed out on getting class you can tell Pantoums lack feeling. Each one knows its first will be its last they’re so very unappealing You can tell Pantoums lack feeling and they don’t have too much glitter. They’re...

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Categories: critter, angst,
Form: Pantoum
Premium Member Hungry Critter
While camping up high in the trees I woke up one “mourning” to pee Thought that I heard a “bare” But it was only a “hair” Who was eating my breakfast with tea. Written on 3/21/2016...

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Categories: critter, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Old Jake the Critter Lover-A Parody
Old Jake lived a mile or so below the falls. He wasn’t a hermit, or any other sect or sort. He was just an old man; though always alone. Well, except for the critters. They were not remarkable, just - - -many and they all adored old Jake. He didn’t even have to feed them. Only gave them what they needed...

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Categories: critter, parody,
Form: Prose
Critter Crunch,A Celebrities Lunch
Pop a critter in your mouth, Its all you get for lunch. A big juicy bug on which you have to munch. You know you really wanna take a nice big bite, if you do it fast enough, then the bug wont fight. Wash it down with some fluid that really looks quite vile, After that, you wont want to eat for really quite a while....

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Categories: critter, celebrity, food,
Form: Free verse
Critter Alarm Tanka
carried them away gripped ...... between her teeth was how she has moved her cubs..... safer place..... away from harm..... she knows....when danger lurks near nose sniffing the air ... the scent of a male is close..... he will kill the cubs ...... so he can have his wicked way ... even if they are his own.... She hides them away .... not a whimper must...

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Categories: critter, animal,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Masked Bandit-Critter Tanka
he comes in moonlight prowling the neighborhood looking for dinner stopping by to check the cat's bowl watching me through the window ...

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Categories: critter, animal,
Form: Tanka
Instinctive Critter
Stalking,.....waits awhile She inhales the woodland airs..... Animals beware...... Nose to tail the vixen stares....... Fixated,....... her prey beguiles........

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Categories: critter, animal,
Form: Tanka

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