Critter Crunch,A Celebrities Lunch

Pop a critter in your mouth,
Its all you get for lunch.
A big juicy bug
on which you have to munch.
You know you really wanna
take a nice big bite,
if you do it fast enough,
then the bug wont fight.
Wash it down
with some fluid
that really looks quite vile,
After that,
you wont want to eat
for really quite a while.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Chakrabarty Avatar
November 30, 2014 at 12:44 PM
Critter crunch is great as fill for sandwiches and rolls. Full of high quality proteins. Futuristic food. I must try fully matured winged termites baked with a pinch of salt and pepper in their natural oil. You may try. You may try cheese creeper as well. Jenny it's great.Love XXX rajat
Smith Avatar
November 23, 2014 at 5:49 AM
That is sick..lol..i wouldn't put it past anyone in Hollywood... Hugs Tim
Allison Avatar
November 23, 2014 at 4:48 AM
ewwwwww Jenny I wont even turn the TV on for it LOL - give me a nice juicy steak any day lol:-) Lovely humour:-) hugs jan
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