Best Peed Poems
Below are the all-time best Peed poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of peed poems written by PoetrySoup members
Places I'Ve Peed Haiku Series1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory
2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory
3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory
4
Over arid...
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Categories:
peed, beach, garden, humorous, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Redneck SantaT'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...
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Categories:
peed, christmas, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Oops - Please Join In the CollaborationSue dated an old bloke called Darren
He said surgery'd made him barren
But one errant sperm
Escaped from his ‘worm’
Now Sue’s had a baby named Sharon!
05~24~17
WRITTEN BY...
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Categories:
peed, baby, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Our First CrushThere was a time when I was young,
My cousin Glenn and I,
Did fall in love with one young man,
Whose face and form were fine.
He had...
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Categories:
peed, childhood,
Form:
Quatrain
Himalayan Trip-Trap-2Himalayan Trip-Trap
They poured in, before the deluge
To surpass the natives in numbers
folks in their cribs -through-hearse stages,
trusting like kids, ...
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Categories:
peed, natural disasters, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
peed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Brother Told UsBrother told us sometimes that he peed
sitting down with a good book to read,
but with his ding-a-ling
he was having a fling
when we spied on him....
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Categories:
peed, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My One Wish For SantaDearest Santa, my one wish may seem strange
but please do not interpret me as snide.
I wish this kindness so please do arrange
my Christmas...
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Categories:
peed, christmas, funny, proposal, romantic
Form:
Sonnet
A Dogs Letter To Santa ClawsDear Santa Claws, for Christmas I’d like a new chew bone; I’ve been a real good dog this year; I don’t even bite the cat,...
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Categories:
peed, animal, celebration, christmas, dog,
Form:
Personification
Just a Few ClerihewsWarning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these.
Mohammad Ali
taunting with poetry,
his opponents he'd zing
as he danced 'bout the ring.
Graham Kerr...
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Categories:
peed, fun,
Form:
Clerihew
Not On My LawnPoor old Mr. Perry,
Became a lowly pawn;
His ugly neighbor's dog,
Kept poopin' on his lawn
Big ol' piles of logs,
Standing inches high;
An odor so vile and funky,
You'd...
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Categories:
peed, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
Take Me To Your LeaderWhile driving down a country road
One dark and lonely night
My engine began to spit and sputter
From a strange and mysterious light
I saw this little green...
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Categories:
peed, funnywife, green, me, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Bi-Polar Bear Part Ii - Not For ContestBi-polar bear’s crafty and mean
So snooty she acts like a queen
She’s cold and aloof
Of that I have proof
And was last seen on the latrine
Bi-polar bear...
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Categories:
peed, animal, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
peed, 7th grade, homework, humor,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Wet Patch - Collaboration Between Seren Roberts and Mandy TamsCollaboration between
Seren Roberts and Mandy Tams:
The Wet Patch
Why sit with a frown is there a need?
Yes she whispered in my ear, I think I peed.
My...
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Categories:
peed, humorous, old,
Form:
Couplet