Peed Poems - Poems about Peed

Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed just like an toddler child 2/13/24 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024© ...

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Since she passed on I now live on my own In a new town not just a new street No more must I listen to that woman moan But she’s haunting me through the loo seat In view of her ‘training’ I lift up the seat But then leave it up out of spite And in this new house where I...

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Gotta go pee, maybe behind that tree Another guy's there, don't want him to pee on me And there's a bunch of others Think one is my brother Never had a brother! oops, just peed on my knee...

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My eyes are glazed over, my head is all stuffed My allergies are making my eyeballs all puffed Can't see, lost the power Think I just peed in the shower Looking desperately for the handle to flush...

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1 Sun glints off ripples Play of light in sheltered cove Scenic lavatory 2 Backyard full of stars Footsteps crack on frozen grass Moonlit lavatory 3 Forested mountain side Above twisting single track Rider’s lavatory 4 Over arid land Falling rain evaporates Hot Aussie dunny 5 Sandy beach stretches Tropical coral waters Pristine lavatory 6 Beneath St. Paul’s dome Lies manicured garden Monumental lav....

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