Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed
just like an toddler child
2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
Gotta go pee, maybe behind that tree
Another guy's there, don't want him to pee on me
And there's a bunch of others
Think one is my brother
Never had a brother! oops, just peed on my knee
My eyes are glazed over, my head is all stuffed
My allergies are making my eyeballs all puffed
Can't see, lost the power
Think I just peed in the shower
Looking desperately for the handle to flush
1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory
2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory
3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory
4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny
5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory
6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav.