Peed Poems - Poems about Peed

...Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed just like an toddler child 2/13/24 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ......Read the rest...

...There once was a man who had swagger When he drank seven pints of lager He said "may I have this dance?" Didn't know he'd peed his pants So, home on his own he did stagger......Read the rest...

... Tried to prevent, Dogs from snacking on the cat litter smorgasbord. Bought a gate, But it's too late! Cats to old, Not very bold. Pees outside of gate, Oh, what to do, H......Read the rest...

...let us go to Dr. Lunde, she said and we drove to the bus terminal to park the car as there as no busses anywhere, but we had to move our car because as the guard said our automobile was not classif......Read the rest...

...He drew the drapes, nothing caught his eye it seemed that yesterday had replicated itself, only today it had chosen a deeper of gray tint. On balance, it could have been the color of stale puke......Read the rest...

...Near the park, I screamed at a big chap— “Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!” oh, because I seen fright, I peed on a shrub a night. The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.......Read the rest...

...A tisket, a tasket He peed in her basket He stuck in his thumb Is he ever dumb She sat on a tuffet Muffet couldn't 'rough it' Jill went up the hill Jack sure got a thri......Read the rest...

...It got worse each time, But was always intrusive. Inside and out you would climb. Until you were fully protrusive. First time was all hands, Then you moved down below, I listened to your dema......Read the rest...

...In Soup Creek saloon behind Jenna’s bar Milt’s holsters and belt and a posthumous star Are fixed to a plaque to remember him best There’s a custom made bracket where Milton’s guns rest The gun ......Read the rest...

...The garlic poem I had a hot shower, water running, easy down the plug hole like my life on an average day. Down the plug hole, “isn’t there a song like that “ I noticed foam in the corner, e......Read the rest...

...Little Jack Horner was sent to the corner For sticking his thumb in the Christmas plum pie. The guests were also not pleased when he sneezed on the peas, Or sang nursery rhyme ballads while fondli......Read the rest...

...If I only I could say Or tell you all that My inbox is so full up Even be that with negativity bile fuelled hate criticism of my opinions about and on the subject I have wrote I fin......Read the rest...

...I sit entranced as the shadows danced …around me I left the Buddha outside in the falling snow …I gave him my hat The tree tilts The snowman wobbles ….the wind laughs ......Read the rest...

...Since she passed on I now live on my own In a new town not just a new street No more must I listen to that woman moan But she’s haunting me through the loo seat In view of her ‘training’ I lift......Read the rest...

...A crash of thunder wakened me as I slept cradled in a tree. There was fierce growling on the ground. Something wicked circled around. I saw the eyes of a beastie. Its howling was a gru......Read the rest...