Take Me To Your Leader

While driving down a country road One dark and lonely night My engine began to spit and sputter From a strange and mysterious light I saw this little green spaceman With antennas on his head He was standing beside my window And this is what he said "Take me to your leader, Or we will end your life" So I did exactly what he said And I took him to my wife When I got home my wife was mad And asked me where I've been I told her about my crazy night And about those little green men She asked if I'd been drinking And I don't drink a drop About that time that spaceman yelled, "Okay now, everybody stop" Now my wife was really pissed And said, "Who do you think you are?" She grabbed him by his spaceman ear And drug him from that car Now, there she was in curlers With that spaceman by his ear I think he might have peed himself As he stood there in all his fear Now you may not believe my story But I've got a souvenir When they beamed that spaceman back to his ship My wife held on to his ear So if you ever see a UFO Don't scream and run for your life Just take him to your leader And by leader I mean, my wife