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Sue dated an old bloke called Darren He said surgery'd made him barren But one errant sperm Escaped from his ‘worm’ Now Sue’s had a baby named Sharon! 05~24~17 WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON For his sins he surely will pay Strong little swimmer went astray There's tears in his eyes No nights with the guys And Susan turned out to be gay! 05~25~17 WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Darren went to the doc to get snipped The doctor was drunk and he slipped He was seeing double And that spelled trouble Poor Darren got his wiener clipped. 05~24~17 WRITTEN BY JAMES ANDERSEN Darren wasn't really a talker; He spent all his time in a rocker. "But don't worry, Dear," He'd said without fear, Knowing that his sperm used a walker. 05~24~17 WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART Darren told Jane the same story She gave birth to a son named Rory He thinks he's slick he's really a prick And deserves his own category! 05~25~17 WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER Sue told Darren she was on the pill But she managed to get pregnant still It would have been better If he "wrote" a french letter Now they have a baby boy named Bill! 05~25~17 WRITTEN BY JOSEPH MAY Young Rick peed on a stick. The result made him feel sick. His emotions went wild. How could he be with child. Impregnated by his own seed. 05~25~17 WRITTEN BY RICHARD LAMOUREUX So Darren was over the hill Said Susie'd no need for the pill One old guy One old lie Easily told for the thrill! 05~25~17 WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS Jan that's not what I find I disagree if you don't mind Over sixty they droop When I take a look His number if you would be so kind? WRITTEN BY JEAN MURRAY Poor Darren developed a cough Sue put him to bed in a trough While discussing his manhood. Sue said, this is no good I'd feel safer if you had it off. WRITTEN BY JONATHAN FRENCH

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Date: 6/16/2017 11:49:00 PM
this is just hilarious :) enjoyed ~*
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/17/2017 10:00:00 AM
Gosh I'd forgotten all about this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/25/2017 1:06:00 PM
haha fun
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/25/2017 4:36:00 PM
Thanks so much Eye Truth Teller:-) I do enjoy your enigmatic style of poetry:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/25/2017 8:25:00 AM
So Darren was over the hill?//Said Susie'd no need for the pill?//One old guy//One old lie//Easily told for the thrill. huggapoos ~ j
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/25/2017 2:55:00 PM
ha ha ha another superb poem thanks John I'll add it now:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/25/2017 8:23:00 AM
These are so much fun. Young Rick peed on a stick. The result made him feel sick. His emotions went wild. How could he be with child. Impregnated by his own seed.
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Darren White
Date: 5/27/2017 11:58:00 AM
I hope young Rick survived the ordeal?
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 5/25/2017 5:31:00 PM
LOL.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/25/2017 2:53:00 PM
ha ha ha Will add that now Richard!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/25/2017 1:37:00 AM
This is totally insane, I've been laughing so hard at all of these :D
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/25/2017 6:25:00 AM
Such fun poems Darren - I nearly splurted my morning cuppa over my laptop when I read Daniel's poem hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 5:41:00 PM
All three are fantastic Jan. The one you wrote is beyond brilliant. Laughed so hard I may have a hernia. A Fav.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 5:55:00 PM
Glad to see you smile my friend - loved that poem with Carol it was written from the heart - hope things are getting better for both you and your daughter:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 3:43:00 PM
Jan, Dropping by for a laugh :) This is really funny!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 4:18:00 PM
I was laying in the bath this morning and this silly rhyme came into my head so I had to get dried quickly so i could get it written down:-) It's now turning into a collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 3:19:00 PM
Haha Jan, that's a real funny one!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 4:17:00 PM
Come on Ray i know you write great funny poems if you are willing please write one to add as I am making it into a collaboration - some of the comments have been hilarious :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 10:39:00 AM
lol poor unfortunate sue comes in for some stick in your limericks, jan! they bring a smile in these grim times we're living in
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 11:53:00 AM
We have to try and get on with our lives Charlotte, but my heart is heavy and sad. I LOVED your poem so so much you are an exceptional all poet:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 9:59:00 AM
Darren wasn't a talker;//He spent all his time in a rocker.//"But don't worry, Dear,"//He'd said without fear,// knowing that sperm used a walker.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 11:54:00 AM
Lol Dale:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 9:42:00 AM
I am offended, I am NOT old , and James, I most certainly don't need to get snipped. So funny Jan :D
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Darren White
Date: 5/24/2017 1:10:00 PM
I know, just having a bit of fun :D
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 11:55:00 AM
Err behave ... you had a premier earlier lol and you know my old writing partner was also called Darren lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 9:39:00 AM
For his sins he surely will pay... strong little swimmer went astray...theres tears in his eyes...no nights with the guys......and Susan turned out to be gay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 4:14:00 PM
OK I will do and hopefully other's will give me permission to use their poems:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 5/24/2017 12:37:00 PM
Go for it : )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 12:01:00 PM
Absolutely hilarious Tim .... should I make it a collaboration lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 11:59:00 AM
Date: 5/24/2017 9:37:00 AM
Hilarious!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 12:02:00 PM
I was laying in the bath when I thought of this and jumped out quickly to write it down lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 8:25:00 AM
Your picture and your poem are hilarious Jan! Loved it!7 ; )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 12:02:00 PM
I had fun writing this one Connie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 7:23:00 AM
Ha, that was funny. "Escaped from his worm" Hilarious Jan but I was thinking more along the lines of, "But one sperm it did take, to escaped from his snake. That just sounds better to me. :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 12:04:00 PM
Thanks Chris that is a great line ... if you fancy completing a few more lines I will make it a collaboration as tim's poem is hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2017 6:53:00 AM
Jan that's not what I find. I disagree if you don't mind. Over sixty they droop, when I take a look. His number if you would be so kind?
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 5/25/2017 5:29:00 PM
Please do if it "fits" Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 12:06:00 PM
Ha ha ha can I add that and make it a collaboration as tim's and Dale have also done limerick replies lol:-) hugs Jan xx