Bi-Polar Bear Part Ii - Not For Contest

Bi-polar bear’s crafty and mean So snooty she acts like a queen She’s cold and aloof Of that I have proof And was last seen on the latrine Bi-polar bear peed on the ice Bright yellow ice didn’t look nice To cover her tracks She grabbed her ice axe Her chopping was not quite precise Bi-polar bear made a huge hole And into the hole she did roll A male saboteur Did not rescue her He battered her head with a pole! Bi-polar bear could not be found It’s thought that Bi- polar bear drowned I’d love to raise a huge glass To whoever kicked her ass Sadly he did not hang around NOT for Contest Follow up to a poem written with Lin Lane in May 2017 https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/bi_polar_bear_collaboration_with_lin_lane_901528 11-07-17
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Date: 11/18/2017 6:17:00 AM
Ha ha, enjoyed this set of limericks, Jan:)
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/18/2017 4:03:00 PM
I had fun writing them Jo:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/11/2017 3:08:00 PM
LOL, love these : )
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/11/2017 3:24:00 PM
I had fun continuing the original string of limericks I wrote with Lin lane back in May:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/11/2017 3:29:00 AM
O yes, a limerick reply coming up!
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Date: 11/11/2017 6:40:00 AM
lol I've just read it thank you so much Mick:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/8/2017 5:47:00 PM
hahaha. I LOVE this one, Jan!!!! OH MY, you slayed it!!! FAVE
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2017 6:02:00 PM
lol Andrea:-) Lin and I did a collaboration in May and I had great fun doing a follow up string of limericks:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/8/2017 10:46:00 AM
Jan, oh you are, for sure the limerick queen, I loved this bi-polar bear poem.
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Date: 11/8/2017 3:44:00 PM
Thanks Constance I love the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/8/2017 6:42:00 AM
I know were your mind has been , I wished I could say I didn't lol Hugs
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Date: 11/8/2017 7:13:00 AM
Lol Jerry it's back to poop poems again at least the snow was only yellow lol hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/8/2017 5:21:00 AM
I really loved this set of limericks! But my favorite one has to be the third limerick, that one is so funny! You are so clever my friend, you have continued from an awesome bi-polar bear poem from before! What an ingenious piece this one surely is! Great Work Jan!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2017 5:35:00 AM
Thanks for liking that one it was fun writing the poem and i love the pic too:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/7/2017 10:30:00 PM
Loved it all. But those 2 middle stanzas..superb!
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Date: 11/8/2017 5:35:00 AM
They are my favourite ones too lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/7/2017 8:01:00 PM
Your limericks are superb my friend! John
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Date: 11/8/2017 5:34:00 AM
I just had a fun time John:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/7/2017 10:13:00 AM
Hahaha...I like the line about hitting her with the pole
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Date: 11/7/2017 5:31:00 PM
LOl Tim its ages since Lin and I did the original collab and i just continued with a few more limericks, it was great fun reading the original poem from may lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/7/2017 8:57:00 AM
Awesome Limerick! Very funny!
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Date: 11/7/2017 9:02:00 AM
Cheers Dale, Lin also posted a poem today too which inspired me to do a follow up lol :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/7/2017 8:31:00 AM
I have it from a dependable source (me) that she didn't drown. She's hibernating and about to give birth. Maybe that'll help her get over her bi-polar issue...either that or the kick she was given. I KNEW you'd come up with some toadly awesome limericks! What a perfect picture for a BI-polar polar bear.
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Date: 11/7/2017 8:33:00 AM
lol Lin I was so inspired by your poem and had fun with continuing the poem we had originally written in May:-0 hugs jan xx
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