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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Yesterday I was in a little funk because I got peed on by a big skunk took a long shower about every hour discarded new jeans cos they stunk Alexis Y. I’m upset I’m really dismayed that skunky’s foul stench had been sprayed on designer jeans whose price was obscene as one thousand bucks had been paid! Jan Allison I've retrieved my jeans that were new. The juice of tomato might do! In such juice, all the stink can soak out in the sink. Don't go into my bad-smelling loo! Andrea Dietrich I will fix that mean criminal skunk I am sure he's laughing, what a punk He won't ruin anymore jeans With my electric fence screens Since my jeans are still stinky and shrunk Tania Kitchen I put on the jeans - just a stain - (I'd left 'em for weeks in the rain), but then I despaired, in horror I stared - that skunk went and got me again... Jack Horne This skunk has turned out a vile pest on my jeans now twice she has messed I called the skunk catcher to come quick and snatch her and place her under rodent arrest. John Gondolf My friend said that all animals must pee And that its only a small patch of wee But the smell was so bad And I was hopping mad I vowed i'd hang the critter from a tree I felt something warm running down my knee T'was dark and I wondered what can it be I coughed and I spluttered Then curse words I muttered Looked down it was a skunk peeing on me Tom Cunningham Darned skunk kept sneaking under the fence to visit my black cat at my expense thought I would get between them in my best jeans, fate condemn interrupted their starry vehemence Eve Roper I once was peed on by a stinky skunk Stinky not quite the word-he stunk! I tried each known cure Retained his allure I am still surrounded by funk ~Linda Fowler Going home from the pub somewhat drunk A vile pong in the air really stunk There was worse to come yet Now my shoes felt quite wet 'Cos I got peed on by a big skunk. Bill Brooks I had a date with a handsome hunk Got home and my ma said I stunk When I undressed Stuck to my vest Snoring asleep was a baby skunk. I knew it was wrong on a first date To get down in the hay in haste Skunk must av’ been In my cast off jeans Apart from that the date was great. Belle Bellevue There once was a punk skunk named Stink with a pert, pretty girlfriend named Pink. Poor Pink thought it bunk that her Stink thought she stunk, which he meant as a kindness (I think). Well they visited church once, those two, during Mass. All the children cried "Ew!" Father said, "Let us pray" - skunks both heard "Let us spray!" Which is why a church bench is called "pew". John Wyatt There was a lady skunk who used perfume So she quite easily found her a groom But on their wedding night The poor groom got a fright She lost her perfume and stunk up the room Gershon Wolf A girl scout roamed in the woods fascinated 'Til she slipped in some funk where a skunk urinated. When she returned to her troop, They wouldn't let her re-group 'Til she bathed, burned her clothes, and stayed well-ventilated. Jim Slaughter Alexis Y. 10/30/2020
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