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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Dearest Santa, my one wish may seem strange but please do not interpret me as snide. I wish this kindness so please do arrange my Christmas gift of a mail order bride. Surely she would lighten my hard work load, help with the children and spousal demands. She can be pretty or favor a toad as long as it’s English she understands. I fail domestic perfection with house, Mom affection with little ones each day and attending His Lordship, my own spouse, because my to-do list stays in the way. Again, this may seem most unorthodox but this is me thinking outside the box. I know that you must judge, weigh and ponder if I was a well-behaved girl this year: I tried leaving home for the far yonder - my car died before even driveway clear; I lace my morning coffee with brandy; hide my husband’s tickets to pro baseball; stuff chips under chairs when comes Priest Andy; I oft ignore my children when they call; sometimes I name dust bunnies on our floor; sarcasm is my first go to coping tool; I cheat at cards when adding up my score; and June just past, I peed in a pal's pool. I work hard without reward all day long, so sometimes, yeah, I get this life all wrong. I wish to remember why I am here; recall romantic love that started all. I could succeed if I had a wife-peer helping with spousal gall and toddler brawls. I want more than bathtubs layered with dirt and stinking trash bordering on a spill. Let someone else produce an ironed shirt and seek deep sleep as an ambitious thrill. I want memories of kids where I smile and husband conversations standing still. I seek family love to feel worthwhile lest I seek happy docs with happy pills. One or both of us can wed my wished bride, just, please, Santa, in my favor decide. Written: December 28, 2017 Writing Challenge: December 2019 - I Want Christmas Poems Sponsor: Dear Heart - Wiishkobi Ode
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