The Warped Mind of a Would-Be Poet
Blog Posted:9/12/2012 10:37:00 AM
I just can’t help it.
This is the way my warped mind works:
I am walking along the River Walk by my hotel in San Diego.
Parked alone in an empty parking lot is a Lunch Truck with a big sign advertising their “Patty Melts”.
By the time my walk is over an hour later, I am singing this made up verse in my head:
Just one kiss upon her lips and Patty melts into my arms
There is no surprise, one look in her eyes and Patty succumbs to my charms
Not too much of my magical touch and Patty surrenders herself to me
They grant my wishes if I wash their dishes - I get my Patty Melts for free
I am just too weird! Glad to know I am not alone - ;-)