I Suck At Being Me

I do a much better job with telling others what to do; Difficulties they encounter - I know just how to pull them through. But, when it comes to my own life, it doesn’t occur so easily - The simple matter of it all is … … I suck at being me. I have answers to all your questions; Remedies that you should use; I know character traits you should acquire and the attitudes that you should loose; I know the words you should say and when to respond silently, but I do not follow my own advice, because … … I suck at being me. So, let me set you straight; Let me tell you how to act. Accept my sage advice and take my observations as pure fact. The most important thing I have to say, and you should listen carefully, don’t use me as your example, because … … I suck at being me.