Wobbled Poems | Examples

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Premium Member HEAT STROKE HOKEY-POKEY

I went out in the sunshine  
to feel a little glow~  
but Texas cranked the thermostat
to way above “too low.”

My forehead felt like frying eggs,  
my cheeks began to bake,  
my brain said, “Girl, we’re melting,”  
like a marshmallow on a stake.  

I tried to walk with dignity,  
but staggered like a mime~  
the sun was doing the hokey-pokey  
with my sense of space and time.  

My vision wobbled sideways,  
my thoughts turned into soup,  
I swear I saw a tumbleweed  
perform a hula-hoop, loop-de-loop.  

And if you hear me muttering
about dancing sycamore trees~
just pat my arm and hand me
a cold drink, pretty please.

Premium Member A RATTLING MOMENT

A RATTLING MOMENT

First, she stared at me.
Then, she just wobbled onward:
Buzzing as she went:-

Premium Member OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

Two squirrels broke into my kitchen and
found my mixing bowl~  
a sweet, forbidden lake.  
They dove right in with greedy paws  
to sample what I was about to bake.  

They slurped the batter, paw by paw,  
till neither felt awake;  
they wobbled, woozy, sugar-drunk 
moaning, “We have a huge tummy ache.”  

And when I checked my kitchen next,  
I sighed, “Oh, for goodness’ sake!  
Two many squirrels, with sticky tails,  
had truly spoiled my cake.”


Premium Member Oinking Dog

At my  party, dog Snicks tried some wine 

Licked one two rhum bits then felt unfine, 

    Round body then wobbled

    Lost senses, she fumbled

Whirled on the rug, oinking like a swine!

Premium Member GRANNY'S KITCHEN TABLE

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She measured flour in cupped hands,  
never teaspoons or scales~  
just the way her mother taught her,  
back when the world was softer.  

Her fingers, knotted with time,  
stirred stories into batter,  
each wrinkle a sentence,  
each scar a footnote.  

The table wobbled,  
one leg shorter than the rest,  
but she never fixed it.  
It’s like us, she’d say,  
a little uneven, but it holds.  

Now, when I press my palm  
into bread dough,  
I feel her pulse beneath mine,  
a ghost-knead,  
a whisper of flour and sweat  
and something like love.  

The table sits empty now,  
but sometimes,  
if I listen,  
it still creaks  
under the weight of her laughter.

the related memoir vignetted can be found at poetrysoup.com/short_stories/memories_and_ghosts_13625

Premium Member NOGGED UP-1431 Poetry Contest

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Christmas Eve’s finest sin~  
a bowl left out, 
a dash of gin  
mixed with cream
and nutmeg dust. 

Chester the squirrel placed 
his tiny paws 
around the bowl,  
tipped it with drunken swoon,  
licking the rim with reckless glee.  

One sip, two—then thirty-two.
Why is the tree spinning around me?  
His cheeks grew rosy;
his tail unspooled.

He hiccupped and wobbled,  
declaring himself 
"King of Forestown,"  
tried to wrestle a lawn gnome  
for crimes against 
his newfound throne. 
 
By dusk the fence post 
wore a Cheshire grin.  
The oak tree swayed 
like ocean waves. 

He misjudged a leap~  
(oh gravity!)~  
clung to a branch like a wind-tossed leaf,  
whispering who moved the sky?  

His tail, once crisp as autumn’s snap,  
dragged like a half-hearted flag.  
The stars, he swore, 
were almonds~  
if only he could crack…  

Dawn found him curled up
in last year’s nest,  
dreaming of 
nutmeg, cinnamon 
and dizzy flight~ 
while the world 
spun, spun, and spun.


Premium Member SANTA'S STAFFING CRISIS

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The reindeer folded their hooves in protest  
demanding no more rooftop dashes,  
no hauling toys in winter’s blustery blast.  
Picket signs read: No More Sleigh!  

Dasher, his loyal and faithful reindeer servant,
even burned his harness! What should Santa do?
A desperate Santa, opened ZipRecruiter with a click~  
Urgent: Sleigh Team, No Flight Experience Okay.  

The squirrels showed up with acorn résumés,  
gnawing the reins and forgetting the route.  
Team Squirrel was speedy, but slightly unkempt,  
cheek pouches bulging with ill-gotten tempt.  

They zigzagged the skyline, dropping acorns like coal.
Even Santa’s sleigh wobbled left, then right~  
At dawn, the squirrels parked crooked on a power line,  
cheeks stuffed with stolen candy canes, utterly divine.

Premium Member Through the Rain

in waterlogged shoes
her little girl's crooked legs
wobbled through the rain

Premium Member Robbed by a Clock



Under the soft glow of the moonlight,
 he said,” You’re my moonbeam,
My knees wobbled as if I were about 
to fall,
Quickly, he encircled me in his arms, 
and softly, my name I heard him call,
From a distance, I could hear something like a scream,
As I opened my eyes, he was nowhere
to be seen,
The scream was my alarm clock, the robber who robbed me of my beautiful dream.







By Zyrool

Thanksgiving day rush

Two grandmas rushed in setting a fast pace
For this grocery store shopping cart race
Their faces angry, occasionally flashing an evil eye,
Needing ingredients to bake their homemade pumpkin pie
They’re on a search for pumpkin puree
If not there, their holiday it would delay
Their carts were lite, their minds set
Crashing into each other's carts without regret
Their glasses fogged, their sneakers low
They were unabashed to let the curse words flow
A wobbled wheel here, a slow mover there
The last ingredients they were unwilling to share
There’s no way they’d buy a store made pie
They’re too proud to serve such a lie
With hiked up pants and a sweater vest
These two grandmas were put to the test
Who’d get the last can and be the hero of the party. 
While the other would cry “you old farty”
But what’s that coming down the isle
The clerk sporting a fresh new style. 
He’s carrying boxes of purée for all to adore
The women still cursing as they head for the door
Both holidays were saved from critical disaster 
But we’ll never know which grandma was faster.

Closest Being A Junkie

I dragged this cig, my brain went far gaga,
The same cigarette brand that brought me joy;
A puff, and I slipped into a pooh-Bah,
One short drag became enough to destroy.

My legs wobbled, the world around me spun,
I heaved heavily, yet relief slept still;
The fun I sought had never yet begun,
In its stead, I commenced a mental drill.

As I puffed a new cig to chase a fad,
Deeper curiosity did arouse.
How can a mere cigar torture so bad,
A dream taught me the thought in intense drowse.

Later I learned the cig was laced with crack~
The closest I came being a junkie;
That pal later picked madness in bump's track,
Why I never became a crack flunkey.

Premium Member Down the Block from Prosperity

   silverware tarnished
     forks absent some teeth
   plates chipped at the edges
     set of cups incomplete

   the table wobbled and creaked
     like them, sad and bleak...
   down the block from prosperity
     of which they hadn't a peek

Premium Member hearty hiku

            hearts wobbled       ^      felt sick   <  
                                          ^        ^

                    passion pricked °°°
                                                          ••••••

                           amour clicked   ~~~~~~ ¢

Premium Member DORMANT DESIRES

     Seeds of desires were sown as our glances met.
     Emotive urge started to flow though hidden yet.
     Wobbled heart got confused to manifest.
      No way ! Shy silent love to hesitate.
      Not sure, whether you will reciprocate !
      Better, you might approach, I’ll watch and wait.

      But I chose you as king of my little empire.
      My passion was piercing me to ignite fire.
      Unable to express myself, but I’m sincere.
      I won’t suppress ardent ardour more,  it’s clear.
       I must drive away clouds of dilemma entire.
     “The clouds parted like the pursed lips of desire.”

See See Under The Sea - Nonsense Poem

the seahorses grazed in a field undersea 
the jellyfish wobbled at the party

the starfish in their constellations went
the clams secretive tight lipped and silent 

the hammerhead sharks did the DIY
the clown fish entertained as they swam by

the plankton ruled undersea in their gangs
the octopuses spent too long shaking hands

the crabs on the side their day they spent
the lobsters approached in a pincer movement

the sea urchins loitered dishevelled and poor
while the oysters enjoyed everything and all

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