Still Known As A Bed-Wetter
Usually don't know if I'm coming or going
A confused old dude is what I mean
Even sometimes put the cart before the horse
Makes for an real interesting scene
So now you know, I have finally confessed
Can't keep it a secret any longer
I'm quite a bit different from you other dudes
I'm a certified strange kind of author
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Categories:
wetter, voyage,
Form: Rhyme
Wetter Letters
In youth's full bloom
a stick of TNT
Now wracked with age
He spells it Tea 'N 'Pee
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Categories:
wetter, giggle, old, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Trump a Bed Wetter
Trump A Bed Wetter
Trump said he would make America better;
Likes Golden Showers and is a bed wetter;
Here parents went,
And are migrant;
He does have much difficuly writing a letter.
Jim Horn
Trump Destroyed Drinking Ghord
Knew that it was away and very far;
Saw drinking ghord with North Star;
Sought relief,
From grief;
Of law does not believe in the letter.
Jim
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Categories:
wetter, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Still Known As a Bed Wetter
Usually don't know if I'm coming or going
A confused old dude is what I mean
Even sometimes put the cart before the horse
Makes for an real interesting scene
So now you know, I have finally confessed
Can't keep it a secret any longer
I'm quite a bit different from you other poets
I'm a certified strange kind of author
See things
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
wetter, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Better & Wetter
Picture this the lights are dim candles are lit the moment is set
this is gonna be a night that you & this woman won't forget
Champagne is on ice if this is wrong then I don't wanna be right
she whispers in ya ear how bad she wants you
in the back of ya mind you know exactly
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Categories:
wetter, imagination, lovenight, night, sensual,
Form: Free verse