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Still Known As A Bed-Wetter


Usually don't know if I'm coming or going A confused old dude is what I mean Even sometimes put the cart before the horse Makes for an real interesting scene So now you know, I have finally confessed Can't keep it a secret any longer I'm quite a bit different from you other dudes I'm a certified strange kind of author See things differently than most normal folks Have a weird way of looking at things Perhaps you've noticed, never thought to ask Just the way my pendulum swings Absolutely happy in this delusional state Too afflicted to know any better Kind of embarrassing to tell you guys this Still known to be a naughty bed-wetter So let's get serious, my dear dear friends I'm as normal as the rest of you Wait, that's not sounding too much better Think we're all a big bunch of kooks
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Cunningham Avatar
June 24, 2024 at 10:08 AM
A bed wetter, never, you're as sane and batty as the rest of us Jack, greeting from the seaside. Tom
Ellison Avatar
June 24, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Yup... as batty as all you guys! Enjoy your trip to the seaside dear friend!
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