Biscuits

What‘s better than a biscuit? Hard to debunk Treasure trunk funk Should you let It get wetter Would you dare risk it? The trick a quick dunk Or could flunk..kerplunk.. Mushy chunk sunk..messy Slunk..in the tea you drunk So at your leisure Pleasure one’s self Don’t regret your stealth Forget your health Wealth beset on the shelf So feeling restive? Yearn for a digestive? Appealing…suggestive No shock..dark choc What else will cut the mustard With a brew…for a few bob Recurring theme..does seem Will always dream About a custard cream Almost sob…as I Lob A hob-nob in me gob So In fine fettle Be a slob Turn on the kettle On the sofa settle Spurn concern Ignore the racket So Hats do doff Knew from the off On a roll The sole goal Quaff another cuppa Scoff the whole packet!