Torpedo Poems - Poems about Torpedo

Speedo Racer

...I'm by the pool, sporting a Speedo

Cursed with overactive libido

I did all that I could 

Now, I'm just sporting wood

The damned thing looked like a torpedo


So I used my towel, trying...

The Torpedo

...Fuse lit now, the spark ignited:
Let it burn, this love misguided.
Our future once had seemed vivid
Now obfuscated… no: omitted.

Structural damage, shock waves follow
Breach the hull and the v...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche 
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros 
(????) cow licked
country bumpin vide...

Jelly Jill and Sister Jill

...J.J. sat quietly in the library,
Thumbing through a stack of books, looking quite contrary—
Jack Be Nimble, Jack Sprat, Little Jack Horner, and Jack and Jill,
Sifting through, trying not to make n...

flight 19

...five torpedo bombers
known as Flight 19
disappeared in December of 1945
over the Bermuda Triangle
an ominous mystical zone
recorded precarious by Christopher Columbus
when his compasses began a...

Some Call It Beer But To Me It's Called Grog

...~

A broken torpedo got wedged in my eye,
making me squint out some tea
Laughed at a submarine sauntering by,
hoagies afloat on the sea

Gathering minnows from dams ‘bout to break,
op...

Predators of the Ocean

...Eyes as black as the night, and,
The speed of the torpedo,
As it soars into the sea of blue.
Hidden by their attitude of revenge,
Revenge on man.
The Kingdom of the Sea,
Is a vast array of pred...

Slodehand

...Slodes new poem

Low slode-hand
I cant explain the fierce pain
Detached reattached  no change to spare
Wild and free and then god help me
Challenges inept
failures future reaps wisdoms fury
T...

Miss Unsinkable

...Violet Jessop, threat ahead
Escaping Poseidon’s death toll’s
“Look after this, will you?” He said
She did, counting down the portholes

First the Olympic’s nurse enrolls
Last, the Britannic’s n...

Robbie - Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook

...I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion resident 
living social where Tigress and Euphrates 
con...

Terra Incognita

...*Image of Pelosi Leaves Taipei by BBC.

Terra Incognita

Diurnal moments margin in my head,
As metamorphosis pirouettes hands,
Nightmarish recall exit none be said,
An armistice mo...

Torpedo

...that familiar refrain 
flailing arms in the night 
an itch filled torpedo
small but bitey

mozzzzzzzzzzquito!


Bite Sized Poem no50 poetry contest...

Metric Apologetic

...Perhaps I ought to publish my position
(as if there's anyone disposed to care!):
I'm not convinced that open competition

is profitable.  Poets, self-aware,
and full of self-esteem (as many are!...

Ahoy - a Nautical Nightmare

...[Written as a sort of sea shanty style thing-a-me-Bob. Tin Fish = Torpedo]


When the tin fish hit me starboard I was thrown into the sea
I sank down to the ocean bed for all eternity
I met a ma...

Bubble of Illusion

...When thoughts cease to flow ~
         Where does ego go” prompt 
                 by Unseen Seeker 




       Ego ego, wherefore art thou, ego
      are you inert, in our dreams libido 
  ...

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