A Girl In Toledo

A girl with excessive libido
Was walking the streets of Toledo
A sailor she found
She said, "for a pound
Please sir, can I see your torpedo?"




A New Bawdy Or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest placed 3rd
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date wrote: 18th February 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
April 1, 2022 at 10:31 PM
No you didn't! Oh, yes you DID!
Miller Avatar
April 2, 2022 at 6:04 AM
I did indeed!
Kitchin Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 4:43 PM
Terry, both bawdy and funny, congratulations on your winning placement!
Miller Avatar
March 8, 2022 at 3:02 AM
Thank you, Tania, for the kind comment placement and running the competition.
Dietrich Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 11:09 AM
Awesomely Bawdy, Terry. I really like yours. Congrats for the win
Miller Avatar
March 8, 2022 at 3:03 AM
Thank you Andrea
Alex Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 5:57 AM
Great question punch. Beautifully written. Congratulations!
Miller Avatar
March 8, 2022 at 3:03 AM
Thank you so much for your kind comment
Kyser Avatar
February 18, 2022 at 5:15 AM
Thanks, good for a chuckle! Or, for that last line: "Ahead full speed, ram the torpedo!" Or, "Tube one readied; where's the torpedo?" Or, ... Sorry, couldn't resist! :-)
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