Randy Freie Poet Limerick

Speedo Racer

Was by the pool, sporting a Speedo

Cursed with overactive libido

I did all that I could 

Now, I'm just sporting wood

The damned thing looked like a torpedo


So I used my towel, trying to hide

But still, it wouldn't swallow my pride

The shadow from my shaft

Was creating a draft

And it stirred up a crowd a mile wide


The line stretched from here to the border

Trump signed an Executive Order

News choppers filled the air

Bigfoot could only stare

Cher begged, but I couldn't afford her

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Jan Allison August 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM omg this is hilarious - I am indebted to Kim for pointing this gem in my direction lol:-) hugs Jan xx Randy Freie August 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM Hello Miss Allison, unfortunately I wasn't speaking of myself. Maybe in my next life. Oh, and thank Kim for me the next time you correspond.

Kim Rodrigues August 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM Too funny! Jan Allison August 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM thanks Kim - you know how I love poems like this - bawdy and brilliant! hugs Jan xx Randy Freie August 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM Hi Kim, thanks baby sister. I was watching a movie, had a nice little buzz, and this popped into my head. It's why I love limericks. Anytime you can use humor to help people forget about the ugliness in the world, I'm on board for the ride.