Minding his own business we have Tweety Bird
up in his cage not uttering a word
until he tawt he taw a puddy tat!
then Tweety turns into a most clever sinister brat
Categories:
taw, bird, cat, words,
Form: Clerihew
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat !
I did, I did taw a puddy tat ! "
A yellow canary character with a large head called Tweety,
blue eyes, long lashes, no arms, big orange feet, a real sweetie.
In his gilded cage he sings songs in his high-pitched squeaky voice,
he is well travelled, loves adventure, and with life he will forevermore rejoice.
Categories:
taw, bird, character, yellow,
Form: Clerihew
Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a cage.
Tweety Bird,
clever canary, spoke when danger occurred.
Inside his cage the wee, wary one sat
and said, “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”
September 2, 2021
entered in the Cleritoons contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Categories:
taw, bird, cat,
Form: Clerihew
Ty Tot Ty Taw Tay Tater Tat
Ty Tid! Ty Tid!
Ty Taw Tay Tater Tat!
Categories:
taw, animal, bird, cat, humor,
Form: Elegy
I’m Tweety Bird and ‘I tawt I taw a puddy tat,’
But what I mean, Trump’s nightmares fear a democrat,
I’m as yellow as your hair, tweet,
Feel sure you dye it fair, tweet,
Vulgar antics towards opponents, shows lack of morality
Fake tan, untruths, arrogance and more, sadly your totality.
Become a mature American leader Mr. President,
Your unacceptable rapport with world leaders has evil intent,
Sorry, you are just a reality show,
A favour, take a bow and go,
You fuel Racism, Feminism, Semitism, encourage Supremacists,
Build a wall, which Mexicans dig under, such a hedonist!
President-elect Tweety Bird, stop your victimization, it’s become boring,
Debateable If you possess, any political finesse, for war hoping?
Hurriedly looking for a vaccine,
I Tweety Bird, first in line,
Side effect, maybe both of us losing our yellow fluff!
Would discuss climate change, but know you’ve abandoned this, rough!
Categories:
taw, bird,
Form: Limerick
saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.
and yet, today,
the sky is made of steel,
so back to
same old same old.*
at least the trees
remain in the same
bat time bat place*
and
i got you babe.*
1/31/2020
References to:
1.Warner Brothers Sylvester and Tweety Bird
2.1960’s Batman
3.Sonny and Cher song “I Got You Babe”
4.Miscellaneous slang
Categories:
taw, weather,
Form: Free verse
I taught I taw a weird sight on Halloween nwight,
I swear, I can still picture it in my horrwified head.
Mr. Magoo was there and filled with fwight,
but unlike before this time he wasn’t polite.
Scwooby-Doo awived and said, “Frwed is dead!”
“How could this be?” I exclaimed in miserwy.
This had to be another Scwooby fabwication.
Then Wilma came up and appwoached me
said, “He cwashed the Machine of Mystewy!”
I taught I taw Mr. Magoo stuck in fascination.
It was Halloween so naturwally everyone feared
that this was another cwurse from Fozzie Bear.
They all waited until the curious crowd cleared,
then guess what? Rainbow Bwight appeared!
For she was Frwed’s girlfrwend; Fozzie was unaware.
Fozzie was marrwied to Rainbow but they sepawated.
He became furwious and filled with jealous rage.
So, an angwy cwurse on “Cartwoon Nation” he cweated.
Fozzie must have done this operwation to Frwed negated-
but what do I know…I’m just a Tweety Bird stuck in a cwage!
Halloween Night Poetrwy Contest
Tania Kwitchin
October Sixteenth, Two Thousand Eightween
Categories:
taw, halloween, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
| Friday | 01 | July | 2016 | 05:12 AM
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~ KaWa saTig o Digong
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Ayday dingkadn kharaw?
A pangitk aya ingd
Na aya daging o Digong
Ko Kiyapangadap iyan
Ko myarangcom a ingd
Na Ayday kiyatabowan!
A kalalalongan iyo.
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Kna a bolong ai
A zokho onta Kawasa
Ka oba makaOmplak
Na ibgay ko diGibon
A romororan sa Pura
A taman dn Manalangan
Ko Bangon a diniyan rk.
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Na tapila kn ta Uzk
A malima-lima kiran
A isomaga Maganad
Na aya ranonta ko ig
A kararayaan a tao
Na ikakp a zurota
Ka obaka zalimbago.
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Na bulongan ta so boNeg
A ipkhaLalong a dar
Na ditabo mandiLngan
Ka kawasaan so ingd
Na maLindg odiMara
Na langon makadampanas
Sa rondan o Pilimpinas.
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Gowani a iroyn o
Makadmpas a Davao
A samaya iphamndg
Ko ikaTlo-ika nm
a idandg so Ruwaka
A Kalala-lungan o taw
Na inizaw izaw aTig.
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Na dapn tanto thikna
Na lagid obabo Bnar
Ka kumi khn ta so Boneg
Na odika panizakay
A kyamotangka b’rg
Na maburokos kalilid
A minikh khntawai.
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Paniyap ka ranon
ka kiyatokawan kapd!
a mindaganga a boneg
ka kaduratangka boneg?
a ngga-ganga ka a boneg
Na khdgn ka bono
a kaneg ka o phagingd.
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~ dsr| khadaffy D. Mangondato
Categories:
taw, angst, caregiving, dark, death,
Form: ABC
Look at olé Manny over there.
He's been praying for grown back hair.
Hair back
Back hair
Hair is neither here nigh under where.
At night we pray for tight'ee whites;
Following morning awaken by a huge wedgie wearing panties.
Shake it off and tone it down.
Take it easy now, now.
Hold your horses there pray full man.
Eating tiger sporting a lions mane feeding heads.
I said, I see I said, I taw a pudgy fat hippy cat rocking dreads.
Looking like a praying mantis crossed with a giraffe.
Bitting your toungue, covering your mouth; trying not to laugh,
You see poor olé Manny with a blank look of dismay.
Holding tightly onto his toupee on another windy day.
Even today, he continues to pray as he slumps in his chair.
And people just don't understand why because Manny is amazing with or without grown back hair.
8~21~16
Contest: A LIGHT TO LIKE
Sponsor: Julia Ward
Categories:
taw, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
~so ilano akn kiran ~
Alamat ko sabaad ,
a dimasusorot a pd ,
na dima paparo a pd ,
na mainot so ndadata ,
na Lbi a katawangko...
Pnto angka i sabap,
a izaw olano akn?
na dadna rata adar,
o abay abayn ka,
ka iropa ago toosan...
Sakn na sakn man ,
a matagkalilid a taw,
na dita labotn tant ,
o pd a taw dika tmbo ...
Ingarangko man ai ,
a matag kasinaloda,
a makambi bida-bida,
a mbaram-barang maana,
isa na Rina-rinaw,
ikapd di khakilid,
Muri na dikhadaway,
na banda ka makapili ,
a tindosnnaw sa isa ,
go pangnal akongka bo.
a sakn- Ditadawayen sa Ranao ...
~ By: dsr Khadaffy D. Mangondato
Maranao Poem Translation:
- My Pseudo for them -
Categories:
taw, art,
Form: Salaam
Weeeeel, It's friday night
And I got my fiddle
Alfred's here
And he starting to niggle
I said call the dance
And make those folks wiggle
Here at the Soup hoe down
He stood at the mike
And started talkin' silly
with a Do-se-do
Just like a Hillbilly
With an allemande left
Hypocrites to the right
Sashay now, well into the night
Then He called a promenade
With a roll away
Cause He never made a poem
That made Poem of the Day
With a see-saw-taw
And a circle to the line
Freddie slip the clutch
And said good-bye to the grind
Categories:
taw, feelings, goodbye, hurt, passion,
Form: Lyric
Otay! I’m an alien, toe what?
I used to wive on the pwanet Pwuto
Too told! TOE, I fwew to the moon
BOOOW-ING! (Eveeting too white!)
Toe I fwuttered down to Waw Tageles
Where I betame a BIG movie tar
Dey trew a party for my pwemier
but a bwack fuwwy fewine cwashed it!
Yep, I taw dat puddy-tat teak in too
Den he tunned me wit his tun gun!
Wucky for me, I dot away tumhow
Now I got dis widdle speech intetiment…
PS: Ewmer Fudd and me have become wather cwose since then because he had a
similar expewience when Bugs Bunny conked him on the head with an oversized
cawwot...
Categories:
taw, fantasy, funny,
Form: Light Verse
God moves a universe
like a child playing marbles...
Holds the shooter
between the thumb and index finger.
At the speed of light planets collide
galaxies whirl in a sea of miracles.
Shattering the taw called impossible.
Colored explosions- space and time.
Expanding contracting breathing existing.
A billion years dancing without witness...
Planets blue
planets green-
planets in the beginning
planets at the end
planets full of living-
planets filled with death...
The great contraction soon comes.
Everything that ever will be
and that ever was...will be crushed.
The voices and footsteps.
The wars and the loves.
Everything played out before.
(on the rosary of God).
Hail Mary full of grace
take us to infinity-infinity's pristine grave.
Categories:
taw, death, life, time, universe,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
~~~What Tweety Saw, ( Or Did)~~~
I taught I taw dat ole putty cat
stick his tail in a socket, like dat.
His eyes bulged like a cow,
His hair isn't sleek now,
Uh oh ! look what he did on the mat!
for Carolyn and Alexa's techno-lilmerick contest
8/11/2011
Categories:
taw, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick
"I tot I taw a
putty tat...I did! I did!
Bad ol' putty tat!"
Categories:
taw, children, funny
Form: Haiku
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