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Praying Manny

Look at olé Manny over there. He's been praying for grown back hair. Hair back Back hair Hair is neither here nigh under where. At night we pray for tight'ee whites; Following morning awaken by a huge wedgie wearing panties. Shake it off and tone it down. Take it easy now, now. Hold your horses there pray full man. Eating tiger sporting a lions mane feeding heads. I said, I see I said, I taw a pudgy fat hippy cat rocking dreads. Looking like a praying mantis crossed with a giraffe. Bitting your toungue, covering your mouth; trying not to laugh, You see poor olé Manny with a blank look of dismay. Holding tightly onto his toupee on another windy day. Even today, he continues to pray as he slumps in his chair. And people just don't understand why because Manny is amazing with or without grown back hair. 8~21~16
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Date: 10/6/2016 12:10:00 AM
Hilarious poem. I simply love it.
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Date: 10/6/2016 12:14:00 AM
Thank You. I enjoy this one as well!
Date: 9/8/2016 8:20:00 AM
Funtastic!! I know those men who pray for hair to grow back so this makes me giggle. And wow u rhymed laugh with giraffe , witty choice there and altogether super rhyming poem here. Nice to red from u.
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Date: 9/9/2016 12:32:00 AM
Thank you! I had fun writing this one.
Date: 8/22/2016 3:17:00 PM
I really did enjoy reading this amazing piece of poetry - Bravo indeed!! Rather impressed, Ir0nic ZiNk...Rather quite impressed! My best regards - Cheers! :) john P.s An obvious seven of course.
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Date: 8/22/2016 6:38:00 PM
That means a lot john. Much appreciated!!
Date: 8/21/2016 5:36:00 PM
Well...that was random. Haha. GL in the contest! -G
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Date: 8/21/2016 8:57:00 PM
That's why I'm Ironic Zinc! Thank you sir

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