Best Taw Poems
I’m Tweety Bird and ‘I tawt I taw a puddy tat,’
But what I mean, Trump’s nightmares fear a democrat,
I’m as yellow as your hair, tweet,
Feel sure you dye it fair, tweet,
Vulgar antics towards opponents, shows lack of morality
Fake tan, untruths, arrogance and more, sadly your totality.
Become a mature American leader Mr. President,
Your unacceptable rapport with world leaders has evil intent,
Sorry, you are just a reality show,
A favour, take a bow and go,
You fuel Racism, Feminism, Semitism, encourage Supremacists,
Build a wall, which Mexicans dig under, such a hedonist!
President-elect Tweety Bird, stop your victimization, it’s become boring,
Debateable If you possess, any political finesse, for war hoping?
Hurriedly looking for a vaccine,
I Tweety Bird, first in line,
Side effect, maybe both of us losing our yellow fluff!
Would discuss climate change, but know you’ve abandoned this, rough!
Weeeeel, It's friday night
And I got my fiddle
Alfred's here
And he starting to niggle
I said call the dance
And make those folks wiggle
Here at the Soup hoe down
He stood at the mike
And started talkin' silly
with a Do-se-do
Just like a Hillbilly
With an allemande left
Hypocrites to the right
Sashay now, well into the night
Then He called a promenade
With a roll away
Cause He never made a poem
That made Poem of the Day
With a see-saw-taw
And a circle to the line
Freddie slip the clutch
And said good-bye to the grind
saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.
and yet, today,
the sky is made of steel,
so back to
same old same old.*
at least the trees
remain in the same
bat time bat place*
and
i got you babe.*
1/31/2020
References to:
1.Warner Brothers Sylvester and Tweety Bird
2.1960’s Batman
3.Sonny and Cher song “I Got You Babe”
4.Miscellaneous slang
| Friday | 01 | July | 2016 | 05:12 AM
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~ KaWa saTig o Digong
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Ayday dingkadn kharaw?
A pangitk aya ingd
Na aya daging o Digong
Ko Kiyapangadap iyan
Ko myarangcom a ingd
Na Ayday kiyatabowan!
A kalalalongan iyo.
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Kna a bolong ai
A zokho onta Kawasa
Ka oba makaOmplak
Na ibgay ko diGibon
A romororan sa Pura
A taman dn Manalangan
Ko Bangon a diniyan rk.
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Na tapila kn ta Uzk
A malima-lima kiran
A isomaga Maganad
Na aya ranonta ko ig
A kararayaan a tao
Na ikakp a zurota
Ka obaka zalimbago.
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Na bulongan ta so boNeg
A ipkhaLalong a dar
Na ditabo mandiLngan
Ka kawasaan so ingd
Na maLindg odiMara
Na langon makadampanas
Sa rondan o Pilimpinas.
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Gowani a iroyn o
Makadmpas a Davao
A samaya iphamndg
Ko ikaTlo-ika nm
a idandg so Ruwaka
A Kalala-lungan o taw
Na inizaw izaw aTig.
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Na dapn tanto thikna
Na lagid obabo Bnar
Ka kumi khn ta so Boneg
Na odika panizakay
A kyamotangka b’rg
Na maburokos kalilid
A minikh khntawai.
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Paniyap ka ranon
ka kiyatokawan kapd!
a mindaganga a boneg
ka kaduratangka boneg?
a ngga-ganga ka a boneg
Na khdgn ka bono
a kaneg ka o phagingd.
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~ dsr| khadaffy D. Mangondato
Otay! I’m an alien, toe what?
I used to wive on the pwanet Pwuto
Too told! TOE, I fwew to the moon
BOOOW-ING! (Eveeting too white!)
Toe I fwuttered down to Waw Tageles
Where I betame a BIG movie tar
Dey trew a party for my pwemier
but a bwack fuwwy fewine cwashed it!
Yep, I taw dat puddy-tat teak in too
Den he tunned me wit his tun gun!
Wucky for me, I dot away tumhow
Now I got dis widdle speech intetiment…
PS: Ewmer Fudd and me have become wather cwose since then because he had a
similar expewience when Bugs Bunny conked him on the head with an oversized
cawwot...
~so ilano akn kiran ~
Alamat ko sabaad ,
a dimasusorot a pd ,
na dima paparo a pd ,
na mainot so ndadata ,
na Lbi a katawangko...
Pnto angka i sabap,
a izaw olano akn?
na dadna rata adar,
o abay abayn ka,
ka iropa ago toosan...
Sakn na sakn man ,
a matagkalilid a taw,
na dita labotn tant ,
o pd a taw dika tmbo ...
Ingarangko man ai ,
a matag kasinaloda,
a makambi bida-bida,
a mbaram-barang maana,
isa na Rina-rinaw,
ikapd di khakilid,
Muri na dikhadaway,
na banda ka makapili ,
a tindosnnaw sa isa ,
go pangnal akongka bo.
a sakn- Ditadawayen sa Ranao ...
~ By: dsr Khadaffy D. Mangondato
Maranao Poem Translation:
- My Pseudo for them -
God moves a universe
like a child playing marbles...
Holds the shooter
between the thumb and index finger.
At the speed of light, planets collide
; galaxies whirl in a sea of miracles.
Shattering the taw called impossible.
Colored explosions- space and time.
Expanding contracting breathing existing.
A billion years dancing without witness...
Planets blue
planets green-
planets in the beginning
planets at the end
planets full of living-
Our planet is filled with death.
The great contraction soon comes.
Everything that ever will be
and that ever was...will be crushed.
The voices and footsteps.
The wars and the loves.
Everything played out before.
(on the rosary of God).
Hail Mary, full of grace
Take us to infinity's pristine grave.
| Friday | 12 | August | 2016 | 10:18 PM |
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~ Okëmön a Okëmön ~
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Okemön a Okemön.
na ino di maTimpalas
i piyamaka Rinayag
Na Bacon maTamparasa
a Piya makaMawaga
i Matag Dalin-Ndalina?
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Okemön a Okemön.
Na inikaliwat 'TdN
a Tumolo-Tulong dN
na PhLuba a PhndkN
ka badi kasamperotN
a panimoon abnaN.
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Okemön a Okemön.
na giyayakon i Uso
na Obakawn di Mapd
na ikaritan diKapd
ko Soci MiyaKalilid
na miya KJ-KJ ka.
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Okemön a Okemön.
a Podokan na podokan
na iniKalalong a tao
a giyon di kaZærpa
o Andáwnon dadhPhël
ko phera rkhâ rkhaban.
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Okemön a Okemön.
a matangkadn mataman
na miyadiyongkat tanan
a sa diyon makaLngan
a dibilang a itongan
o kaadn manarngan.
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Okemön a okemön.
na baLsn di mabaLs
abadi maTamparasa
a dika MaeduCado
ko Kadakn a matindo
a badi mapado-pado.
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[ Panabiya ko Ranao]
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DALUKOD bo ka so kapháguzor o masa na Dibo khápaLagoyan ka Sarowar o di MisG adi tano ron Mangunot na di tano bo Masurot ka giyaya na Waraan, na aya Sarta iyan na so Kaphkha Bago-bagowi ko mBaram-barang a BASÁ, na kiyasangkilidan non so Basa tano sa RANAW, na osa kha-arap (akn), na baLsn tano ini [POKÉMON] sa matag Maka iilag, ka aya man a BILANGATAW na Maungo-na Masanggila Magadat, bata bolabaw ron igera aya makasisima na Tanandn manga Bae ka ObaBadn Phkâ baloy so taw a KAMUMUNDOWI... ]
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~ ditadawayen © 2016 - Khadaffy D. Mangondato
Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a cage.
Tweety Bird,
clever canary, spoke when danger occurred.
Inside his cage the wee, wary one sat
and said, “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”
September 2, 2021
entered in the Cleritoons contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Ty Tot Ty Taw Tay Tater Tat
Ty Tid! Ty Tid!
Ty Taw Tay Tater Tat!
back a small number of years thee diva of this domicile
exhibited an aura, charisma, enigma…devoid of any guile
boot of late turned a cold shoulder to me and I’ll
avoid denigrating, haranguing, and lambasting said dell lisle
la, whose avoidance behavior toward me – who goes a mile
out of her way to ensure our paths do not cross – noah din nile
per the above – well, perhaps a slight bit of hyperbole
viz this, mine swift tailored, harried style
per potpourri of puzzling perturbation evinced
by said olde world germane German dame we lease this duplex
treating us, as if we committed some egregious crime
subsequently forced to stand trial
viz aversion toward this convivial, frivolous and introspective chap
methinks said realtor/renter joined a coven den
where doe eyed zen of thieves
occupy teaching rubric of mean-ness while
taking appropriate and selective pages from play book of sarah palin,
which tension unlikely to cease for the next nine months till the deed
doth expire, where by this witch a taw hook cans ass (ours) will be freed
of renting a long and fostered, roach and fox infested, century21
from once salient sympathetic ear this now manifested Scrooge like greed
reminding us (essentially via cessation of any interaction),
how she once did heed
to our various and sundry travails – though neither myself nor spouse,
the latter whose vociferousness regularly exudes loathsomeness
toward key per, once a vouch saving storied angel without fail and indeed
wife tis not shy to vent where a plethora of expletives lead
rant and rave toward an impending crisis that will me send out an SOS
ever felt compelled to join Hemlock society or drown sorrows in mead
yet disappointment arises, when formerly positive dynamic now im peed
did by reasons unbeknownst to me,
who feels grateful ye chanced to read
my babbling of poetically irrational from a regular Joe,
who doth not sport Harris Tweed
nor (despite any immediate intimations)
doth newt smoke booze nor drink week.
"I tot I taw a
putty tat...I did! I did!
Bad ol' putty tat!"
Look at olé Manny over there.
He's been praying for grown back hair.
Hair back
Back hair
Hair is neither here nigh under where.
At night we pray for tight'ee whites;
Following morning awaken by a huge wedgie wearing panties.
Shake it off and tone it down.
Take it easy now, now.
Hold your horses there pray full man.
Eating tiger sporting a lions mane feeding heads.
I said, I see I said, I taw a pudgy fat hippy cat rocking dreads.
Looking like a praying mantis crossed with a giraffe.
Bitting your toungue, covering your mouth; trying not to laugh,
You see poor olé Manny with a blank look of dismay.
Holding tightly onto his toupee on another windy day.
Even today, he continues to pray as he slumps in his chair.
And people just don't understand why because Manny is amazing with or without grown back hair.
8~21~16
Contest: A LIGHT TO LIKE
Sponsor: Julia Ward
~~~What Tweety Saw, ( Or Did)~~~
I taught I taw dat ole putty cat
stick his tail in a socket, like dat.
His eyes bulged like a cow,
His hair isn't sleek now,
Uh oh ! look what he did on the mat!
for Carolyn and Alexa's techno-lilmerick contest
8/11/2011
Aeons and Aeons and Aeons of Energy
Beaming Both Ways into Infinity
Ultimate – Top Level – Supremacy
Pure – Power, Full-Force – Almighty
… Too Awesome in The Intensity
for Either you or me, to See…
‘… The Being ’
We – Cannot Look Fully Nor Comprehend
That There Was No Beginning and Never Will End…
He Exists! He is Alive!... Have you Not Felt The Wind?
Have you Not Heard of The Garden of Eden
and The Miracle of Life, He Continues to Send?...
… If its Just Too Much Mystery for Men
Just Bow your Head and Say… Amen…
to ‘… The Being ’
… I Cry at the Thought of Your Handsome, Vigorous Visage
Saying to Your Son, “Let Us Make Man in Our Image…”
Oh, That We Should Have Such a Prestigious Lineage
And You Gave Mankind Every Advantage
It Was others, who Came Along and Damaged
With False-Food, they Gave, Left Humans Famished
… but Your Children Will Return One Day – Unvanquished…
to ‘… The Being ’
‘ He ’… Who Makes Become… Is ‘First – Cause!...
And We… Are All-Entourage, Entailed, Excited, Enthralled!
‘ He ’… Is to Be Blessed – Above – All
This Is ‘ The One ’ , Worshiped at Kingdom Halls
His … Is The Voice… We Wait to Hear – Call
We … Are To Follow All Of His Laws…
… from the A to Z… Alpha – Omega… and ‘Aleph – Taw…
‘… The Being ’
The Omnipotent Personage Is Excelsior
O’ Maker, Most High, Your Majesty Is Superior
There Was Nothing Before Your Shining Mirror
We Will Never Know All You Wore
Yours, Is The Pitcher, Which Pours – Always More
… The Opened – Window of Wonder and Drama of: The Door
Everything Is Yours and You Are The Core…
‘… The Being ’
‘ He ’… Is Our Journey and Our Destination
‘ He ’… Is The Quintessential Manifestation
‘ He ’… Is The Innermost-Part… ‘ HE ’, Is The Passion
‘ He ’… Is The Giver of All Satisfaction
‘ He ’… Is The Privacy… ‘ He ’… Is The Protection
His Moving, Is A Marvel… Watch Him In Action!…
‘… The Being ’
Such Indescribable, Yet Desirable, Dynamic Dignity
Your Grandeur Is Like Immense Gravity
So Immeasurable Is YOUR Ability
Again… Is True Love… Too Much A Mystery?...
There Is No Greater Identity
than That of The Eternal- Emperor – Entity…
‘… The Being ’