Squirts Poems - Poems about Squirts

...Consciousness seeps, the air moves. Quickly reach! Break forth from your tomb. Visability blurred as my head swoons. Instincts react! Frozen in place my eyes roam. What was that?! I am not al......Read More

..."Faith means holding a belief (say, in the existence of a god) sans any proof beyond all Rational doubt. After all, why else call it faith?" -- words of Wisdom from a Rational unicorn ......Read More

...Squirts of pure wool are soaring above, I wallow in the stand of a Neolithic sky, Actively growing while being inventive, As a kaleidoscope, mind and body sway. A striving act is ak......Read More

...SMALL HEIGHT SYNDROME Putin, and Zelensky; the two warring short squirts One wearing a suit; the other as wearing a T-shirt And each putting on their own formable best show Zelensky, playing ......Read More

... My head, now a boiling cauldron From my pen, thoughts bleed red, in a broken stream muddled up They do not have a neat flow They come out in squirts, leaving scarlet stains, ......Read More

...When Putin is telling the truth The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth But the Russian Bear Growls, "You should take care! Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"......Read More

...The woods burn dark with heat. The tree's have broad tops That are sharp and winged. As if they were named Ariel. Green moss drips yellow water Drop by drop. Inside out their curved beards.......Read More

...An Aussie Bush Pee Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee? while squatting down and hiding in the bush. But first, must pull your jeans and undies down while all the time you’re showing off you......Read More

...(From the movie, Stayin' Alive) Whether you're on the left or whether on the right You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Feel the world breakin; and everybody shakin' But we're stayin' alive, s......Read More

... Dragon whips tail; trust us, it hurts Illusions resurrect Toxic poison in our heart squirts Stance we need to correct Afraid not if we die Looking fear in the eye We bid thes......Read More

...How dull it is to pause, to make an end, To rust unburnished, not to shine in use! Ulysses by Lord Tennyson Tin Man : [squeaking] Dorothy : He said "oil can." Scarecrow : Oil can what......Read More

... MY PRINCESS HARSEN KATE Once there was a baby girl. She's adorable, beautiful, and dolly-like. She loves to sleep while listening to her lullabie......Read More

...The most miserable thing about diarrhea Is that there is no available panacea The more one squirts, The more it hurts When your family and friends say, “So long, we’ll see ‘ya!” Written May 15......Read More

... caught in an octopus’ arms rip tide of tentacles underwater currents the black ink indelible syphoned protection can’t see the circling sharks in my cocoon of false shadows a s......Read More

... "The Vanilla Ice Cream Knights and The Raspberry Queen" "You’ve been spooning too much Vanilla Icecream”, she advised the buffoon ......Read More