Squirts Poems - Poems about Squirts

...Canada needed a hero but a fowl mouth so this Merc is a jerk that can not be hurt ......Read the rest...

... my horse knees buckling ~ Hershey squirts......Read the rest...

...It isn’t weak when it pleasures me It’s more profound in informing details in leaks it only seeks sensual desire The way it’s too tight it swipes me right off my feet just to flee off the forbidden......Read the rest...

...Riding the porcelain pony the chemo hershey squirts Not my favorite moments but your inspiration for song  helps me get it along and I come out laughing now I am doing tea and toast for bre......Read the rest...

...it’s not laughter unless your full set of teeth is showing and milk squirts out of your nose spontaneous, automatic, and contagious unexpected and gleeful my family does it well......Read the rest...

...Consciousness seeps, the air moves. Quickly reach! Break forth from your tomb. Visability blurred as my head swoons. Instincts react! Frozen in place my eyes roam. What was that?! I am not al......Read the rest...

... "Faith means holding a belief (say, in the existence of a god) sans any proof beyond all rational doubt. After all, why else call it faith?" -- words of wisdom from a rational unicorn ......Read the rest...

...Squirts of pure wool are soaring above, I wallow in the stand of a Neolithic sky, Actively growing while being inventive, As a kaleidoscope, mind and body sway. A striving act is ak......Read the rest...

...My head, now a boiling cauldron From my pen, thoughts bleed red, in a broken stream muddled up They do not have a neat flow They come out in squirts, leaving scarlet stains, a mo......Read the rest...

...When Putin is telling the truth The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth But the Russian Bear Growls, "You should take care! Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"......Read the rest...

...The woods burn dark with heat. The tree's have broad tops That are sharp and winged. As if they were named Ariel. Green moss drips yellow water Drop by drop. Inside out their curved beards.......Read the rest...

...An Aussie Bush Pee Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee? while squatting down and hiding in the bush. But first, must pull your jeans and undies down while all the time you’re showing off you......Read the rest...

...(From the movie, Stayin' Alive) Whether you're on the left or whether on the right You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Feel the world breakin; and everybody shakin' But we're stayin' alive, s......Read the rest...

... Dragon whips tail; trust us, it hurts Illusions resurrect Toxic poison in our heart squirts Stance we need to correct Afraid not if we die Looking fear in the eye We bid thes......Read the rest...

...How dull it is to pause, to make an end, To rust unburnished, not to shine in use! Ulysses by Lord Tennyson Tin Man : [squeaking] Dorothy : He said "oil can." Scarecrow : Oil can what......Read the rest...