Long Squirts Poems

In times of a virus spreading its unruly truths I wonder why

	What matters most seems to be toilet paper

Loops and loops of the stuff and people care about their bum

Three ply of course because thin...

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              The Night Soil Man

			I

		Nothing sticks to-get-her like turds
             ...

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"The Vanilla Ice Cream Knights and The Raspberry Queen"



"You’ve been spooning
too much Vanilla Icecream”, 
she advised the buffoon

all the feathery self-blustering chirpers 
parted way, she had loaded guns
she positively glided into the room

“Diamonds my old...

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I awoke to the smell of blood,
Wondering what he got me into,
This time around,
After what he did to my parents,
I could never forgive him.

Couldn't believe my parents are dead,
The fire took it all,
And he was...

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Estranged to a lonely room
Littered with trash and splattered gloom
Fettered and sentenced to early doom
Distressed and distraught to a sordid mood
Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

To make sure the windows latched
To make sure the...

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Here I sit,  on an examination table
bored, swinging my feet to and fro
waiting for a doctor who will be able
to diagnose the reason why I feel low

I study the body posters while I wait
in...

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Consciousness seeps,
the air moves.
Quickly reach!
Break forth from your tomb.
Visability blurred as my head swoons.
Instincts react! Frozen in place my eyes  roam.
What was that?!  I am not alone.
Instincts react!   Quickly I'm gone.
Hidden...

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I chase you through the bottle 
just trying to get a little taste, 
I pour your juice on my taters 
none of it I shall waste. 

I love your pickley goodness 
so crunchy and so...

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How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use!

Ulysses by Lord Tennyson

Tin Man : [squeaking] Dorothy : He said "oil can." Scarecrow : Oil can what? ......

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 Unmeant meanings

	Words keep watch
				
      their eyes in the empty spaces
                   ...

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" Maple Syrup and Wild Berries ... "

(From The Solomon Studies Series # 9)
(Eccl. 3: 11 / Prov. 6: 6 / Matt. 6: 26, 28, 29 / Job 35: 11)


Maple Syrup and Wild Berries
Both Are...

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Turkey
    Let's See

        Gobble
            Wobble

         ...

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this looks like heaven but feels like hell...a purgatory prison in a frozen cell
smiles are wide and teeth white as full moons
if this is a blessing it looks more like a curse
straight lines and perfection...digital...

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Squirts of pure wool are soaring above,
I wallow in the stand of a Neolithic sky,
Actively growing while being inventive,
As a kaleidoscope, mind and body sway.

A striving act is akin to reviewing a theory,
A wish that...

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(From the movie, Stayin' Alive)


Whether you're on the left or whether on the right
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the world breakin; and everybody shakin'
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin'...

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An Aussie Bush Pee

Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee?
while squatting down and hiding in the bush.
But first, must pull your jeans and undies down
while all the time you’re showing off your toosh.

You...

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Me and the guys have been around 
quite a long time
Hung out with women 
most of our lives
It's now come to the point 
where me and the guys
Would like to apologize

From all of the things
we've...

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It isn’t weak when it pleasures me
It’s more profound in informing details in leaks it only seeks sensual desire
The way it’s too tight it swipes me right off my feet just to flee off the...

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Evening gulped down our coffee 

                             ...

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After I thought a while it seemed clear
it wasn’t the yap, yap, buzz, ring, chat
that drove him away from the city.
Nor the police alarm yaw-yahing 
saying danger or someone hurts.

It was the hands. Hands reaching
to...

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MY PRINCESS HARSEN KATE
         Once there was a baby girl.
         She's adorable, beautiful, and dolly-like.
    ...

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I was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky.
The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky.
The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails.
The deal I...

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red is such an interesting colour
war is such an intricate gore
but it's SO SIMPLE
YES
I'VE FOUND MY WAY OUT 
BLEND THE SINS
AND CREATE A WHIRLWIND
OF DEPRESSION AND LOSS AND DARK THOUGHTS
AND MANY SUICIDAL ATTEMPTS MADE UP...

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                      (Especially, for new writers)

Just as in real life, some poets have the art...

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This stuff right here is not a poem - it just rocked up in front of me and I honestly have no idea what its supposed to be - maybe a short story.

Anyhu - here...

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