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Their Ears are Alight


Gaza, Iran & Beirut.. nighty night

No respite from the missiles flight

Vexing but still flexing their might

Poor poor me…the Israelite

 
Don’t confuse this ain’t about Jews

Diaspora poorer cos of this blight  

Lots of bots & Zionist zealots plots

Poor poor me….the Israelite


Ignite the fight with clear foresight

Denied aid this trite white knight

Lied about genocide that’s alright

Poor poor me….the Israelite


Mad Mossad glad says it’s our bad

Spite.. despite their neighbours plight

Planned land grab it’s their birthright?

Poor poor me… the Israelite


A tool in the cruel rule of fossil fuel

Not a fool got their American mule

Know they’re best mates so tight

Poor poor me… the Israelite


No slight or insight.. news lite

Spank & shank the West Bank

Carve up then starve a delight

Poor poor me…the Israelite


No stagefright the future’s bright

Rage kill will keep up their pecker

To murder and be a home wrecker


Victims can’t alight from midnight

Narcissist terrorist is high as a kite

Hear old song by Desmond Dekker

Poor poor me…the Israelite

I know many a student


Many a student sees school subjects like 123... ten
Many a student thinks it a den
Such makes out of each a slug
Without taking note it's a humbug
That needs to be attacked with felicity
Through little weeny ferocity 

Many a student works with team 
Many a student matches alone with his dream
Thus makes his efforts seem dry
As if he had never for once try
Despite the enlightenment of the town
Should have not mark him drown

Many a student works delightfully with codes
Many a student boasts grotesquely of his modes
Leading his way through the same bush
Which the warries and wears continually push
Ends up to  pleasurably park
While the toughs blissfully bark 

He is the family's pet
Who no one dears spank 
Got him the gut to bet
No troubles bank 
But the course of great career never did run smooth
That makes one soothe

AT A DISTANCE

See that girl
The one with pink
Flitting about
With careless wonder
We must keep her
At a distance

I know she's a child
She looks harmless
Look at her dance
When there's no music
Strange, allusive
Even at a distance

Don't talk to her
She'll invite herself
To the party
Then put you under
A witch's spell
Nearly at any distance

Mama, NO!
Don't make me meet her
I don't like her
She's naked
I need to spank her
For being sexual
In the distance

As she stands 
Face to face
In my faltering presence
I see her for who she is
She is the me
I left in the distance

Written by Trudy Schrader on 01-16-2026


Loving your ways

Wavy teeth make me spank the pastor
Questioning my faith is a major disaster
Look out for me in the darkness screaming
Opened blades cut deeper than fame
Wait for me I sought your light
Moons hid you from my trusted Dog's tonight
juniper king of flawless beats
Untitled your world Kick rocks to free the beast
Madness under stary nights preach the saddness
Laying down hopes to get beamed up like scottyrr
My call sign was shut the fk up patty
room to expand creep up the chimney
spare me some change I will consume your sanity
Gooney toons trace my roots to the loony rooms
guard dog going insane catching flames embracing Odin's name
root for Kings to sing out the silence
wavy good by to the saints of peace have arrived
do you think I called the police?
I invented the pain I bleed for the streets
they called me a rat face the facts I am fatter than that
all the fame riches money hoes and nonesene means nothing but distraction
I plan to freak off the attractions
Under rules to school fools I await your home boys who think they sweet
make the sun go down that's when church is called to meet.
raise hell unforgivables

Premium Member Have Some Respect

I'm an old man and I may wheeze. 
I may cough and I may sneeze.
If I do any one of these,
don't spank me over your knees.

I may snuffle and I may snort,
I may not grow taller, but instead grow short.
If I do anything of this sort,
don't laugh so hard that you abort.

Pretty, Sexy, Juicy and Wet

Written By:  D. Collins 10/1/25


Straight outta the shower, fresh and so clean.
Making me want it so bad, I feel like a fiend.
There's nothing I'd like better or rather get.
Than a pretty, sexy body all soaking wet.


No trace of salt when slowly licking those titties.
Putting them in my mouth showing no mercy or pity.
Spank that pretty ass and watch it wiggle and wabble.
Make it tighten so hard it think its in a squabble.


That stream of water seeping off your breast.
Will be emcompassed with all the things I caress.
I prefer it pretty, sexy, juicy and wet.
Give you the monster you're trying to get.


Premium Member Monkey Man

Oh please don't spank your monkey my friend 

Your animosity has no end

Much like flogging a dog

You keep flogging your log

First you spank it, then spank it again

Sonnet

Spoon and smacks, a sweet screw and strap,
Skank cucumbers, sugar's hammer bed;
The donut hotdog, sausage swing to lap,
A slide of neck, a drum of meat and head.
Fur, nipples, pickles, bear, and bull do juice,
The twine, pole, grab leather boots;
Belts, handcuffs, laces, panties, and the noose,
Sword, slave, lipstick, eel, antler, and the hoot.
*****, tunnel, clam, purr, kitty, volcano,
Mussel, worm, shell, and underwear of fleece,
Pussy, thermostat, screams of spank and hollo,
Ashley, pomegranate, hips, and strawberry kiss;
Peach butt cheek, bite, chokecherry and the lips,
Tunnel, vulva, cherry, breasts, and neck.

Sonnet

Spoon and smacks, a sweet screw and strap,
Skank cucumbers, sugar's hammer bed;
The donut hotdog, sausage swing to lap,
A slide of neck, a drum of meat and head.
Fur, nipples, pickles, bear, and bull do juice,
The twine, pole, grab leather boots;
Belts, handcuffs, laces, panties, and the noose,
Sword, slave, lipstick, eel, antler, and the hoot.
*****, tunnel, clam, purr, kitty, volcano,
Mussel, worm, shell, and underwear of fleece,
Pussy, thermostat, screams of spank and hollo,
Ashley, pomegranate, hips, and strawberry kiss;
Peach butt cheek, bite, chokecherry and the lips,
Tunnel, vulva, cherry, breasts, and neck.

Ashley Marie

Leather boots and belts,
A maiden’s lipstick,
Handcuffs, lace panties bra,
Sword slave,
Wash muzzle,
Plug Tongue,
Eel slime plum,
Snail, tornado, bones, antlers, hands.
Razor clam ***** dug tunnel,
Cucumber purr kitty.
Brine volcano mussel worm plank,
Brassiere blaze twirl shell,
Palm girdle underwear, boot panty boars, hand Dug pussy thermometer!
Scream spank shout!
Kettle strap!!
Steam lung pulse!!!
 ******** morgue eating crucifix breakfast?

You punished me enough

You punished me enough
In my life
If I  didn't eat what was
Put in front of me
You would spank me
If I cried you would spank me
Yes I am grown up now
I don't have you anymore in my life
I am total free
I must say that I  enjoy my freedom
And nobody can take my freedom
Away from me

Premium Member Constance Canstinople had Connubial Concentration

Constance Canstinople had connubial concentration
Every date was a grilling, not a joyful celebration.
She spoke of having children with men she barely knew
She stayed single all of her years until she died at ninety-two.

All she wanted was marriage, her nephews and nieces said.
Too bad that she never got to wear her veils and now she’s dead.
But we can reap the benefits of the wedding gowns she collected.
Full of pearls, sequins and lace, beautiful when inspected.

Constance had been too pushy, but she would be better next time.
This is what she said to her main guardian angel Clementine.
Clementine hoped for the best and sent her back as a baby girl.
On her spank she thought “satin dresses and on each a big pearl!”

Premium Member giant lobster capsizes boat

We wish he was photoshopped said Neal.
But alas, this sidewinder giant shrimp was real
He climbed onto our boat and scared the tootsie out of me
Thanks to this giant, our boat tipped over a total of three.

We were terrified we were all going to drowned
But that giant monster turned our boat around
Snatched us up from the sea and gave each of us a spank
It was unbelievable! But amused our Captain Sir Hank.

Premium Member Drink me in

You are my ocean
Catch me in your undertow
Take me to places I Would 
normally never go. 

Your currents have a hold 
on me, of that I can't 
deny. Pull me in, watch me 
dissolve. Use me, mold me 
because you're the only 
one I love.

Your waves crash onto me 
and I get so wet. You lay 
on me as softly as tiny
beads of sweat. Those same
waves thrashed and spank my 
every grain. Your slapping 
me all over makes me quite 
insane.

I want you all over me, in me 
and through me, enveloping 
me because I need you to 
sate every grain of my 
burning desire. I'm so 
hot, come to me and quench 
my fire.

You are my everything and I 
want to drink you in. Melt into
me, Let's create a great 
symphony of Water, earth and 
fire, it should go without 
saying that we all share 
the same desire..

©SamHarty

Premium Member Considerations

I care I search, and always I come to find
All is fair in love and war, but love is blind

Who dares to besmirch another is unkind
It is an insult when a person is maligned

I care I search but it remains undefined
how some lurch from shadows to spellbind

Who sits on a perch and is often inclined
to mock others? A caged parrot who's confined

I care I search but I will never be aligned
with racists whose hearts should be colorblind

Some attend church, hoping to be enshrined
but there they will find no peace of mind

I care I search but nothing can make me resigned
to spare the birch branch. I would spank a behind

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