Have Some Respect

I'm an old man and I may wheeze. 
I may cough and I may sneeze.
If I do any one of these,
don't spank me over your knees.

I may snuffle and I may snort,
I may not grow taller, but instead grow short.
If I do anything of this sort,
don't laugh so hard that you abort.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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