Short Spank Poems
Short Spank Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Spank by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Spank by length and keyword.
Spank
cat o' nine tails
today hand or belt
is spanking right or wrong?...
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Categories:
spank, nostalgia, parents,
Form:
Questionku
For Florbela Espanca
Oh my Latium flower
you spank the sadness
sprouting sumptuous poetry!...
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Categories:
spank, allegory, allusion, art, literature, metaphor, poetry, tribute,
Form:
Free verse
Santas Elf
Santa’s elf pulled a quick prank
On Mrs. Claus, he didn’t think
He took her hot pie
And hid it up high
She found it, then gave him a spank...
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Categories:
spank, christmas, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt
Former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt
With women's rights mostly dealt
But her husband Franklin
Let "Missy" Lehand spank him...
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Categories:
spank, humor,
Form:
Clerihew
Poor Ellie
Poor Ellie, sweet Ellie
Her mother just cooed
Tomorrow’s a brand new day
I can’t spank you child
For just running wild
Stacy’s hair will grow back anyway...
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Categories:
spank, children,
Form:
Light Verse
Butch
Without a shout or warning
He swung down from a tree
Bowling over jimmy and terrifying me
Butch is the biggest bully
He says it’s only play
His Mom can’t bear to spank him
Since his dad has gone away...
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Categories:
spank, children,
Form:
Light Verse
Henpen Omelettes
My grandma gave me a rainbow pen
It had a hen embossed on the cap
One day it laid eggs
Grandma made fluffy omelettes.
I wrote my first poem:
Henpen omelettes
I get spank from Hens
Their tummy is empty.
O the childhood!...
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Categories:
spank, child, childhood,
Form:
Verse
The Braggy Hooligan
I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like Ike, and I'll destroy Roy.
So I could lick Mick before I kick Rick
Why don't you die Sly, and say goodbye Guy....
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Categories:
spank, abuse, anger, bullying, humor, satire, silly, violence,
Form:
Rhyme
By Priest Things Were Well Said
By Priest Things Were Well Said
Things by new priest were all well said,
May be many things that we do dread;
With a strap,
He would rap;
My father did spank me while in shed.
Jim Horn
Farrell and me merrily would do things
way we want them to be....
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Categories:
spank, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
August 6, 2015
Happy birthday Granny
Spank me on the fanny
I've been a bad girl
Since you've left this world
Roy is older now
He helps wrinkle my brow
Morgan is over three
He sits on my knee
William is nearly nine
We're waiting for him to shine
But until then
I think he'll turn out fine....
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Categories:
spank, bereavement, celebration, children, cry, emo, eulogy, grief,
Form:
I do not know?
You punished me enough
You punished me enough
In my life
If I didn't eat what was
Put in front of me
You would spank me
If I cried you would spank me
Yes I am grown up now
I don't have you anymore in my life
I am total free
I must say that I enjoy my freedom
And nobody can take my freedom
Away from me...
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Categories:
spank, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Educating Hook
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When they caught, as a tot, Master Hook
misbehaving, t'was care that was took
He did not walk the plank
and was saved from a spank
after they gave his hardware a look!
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April 2019...
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Categories:
spank, education, school,
Form:
Limerick
Lusty Lips Weave
aura seeped'n seals
trained by breech
entrenched in smirk
leering limbs lurch
saucy smirk spank
face into trance
lusty lips weave
hoisted hankering hymns
rustling robust rhythm
jumpy jazz jolts
per punctured pores
sappy song sawn
admirer nursing gores
felon face prod.
'20:02:07:19:23...
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Categories:
spank, sexy,
Form:
Sonnet
Monkey See
Monkey See~
There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he got a good spank
*
Who's that monkey in front of me
I dare to hang with you on a tree
Oh! What I do? Will you do?
Together we are like glue
Is that my flea or your flea?
~ Skat ~
Contest~...
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Categories:
spank, adventure, brother, fantasy, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
My Wish Turns Into Astonishment
I throw a coin,
murmur my wish,
it's twirling while going down,
like it has ear that can hear
a dancing sound nearby.
I'm shocked and shook my head,
'coz the coin comes back
and says:
"Ouch! You hurt me!"
"The well has no water!"
I wipe my sweats,
suddenly spank my face
to make sure I'm not sleeping,
why the coin speaks?...
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Categories:
spank, funny, water,
Form:
Free verse
Continue To Shock
represented- projected reflected
from everywhichaway today is
everyday & what can i say i'm
working towards the end & my
reasons are in the air (i don't care)
but i'll defend, give you a spank
on the rear end. don't commend
the likes of me cuz you like me
continue to shock- startling
developments which i systematic
ally destroy....
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Categories:
spank, allegory, introspection, life, passion
Form:
Free verse
I'M Listening To Beethoven's 9th On Full Blast In the Car On the Way To Work
Sunglasses
Shady Gaga as I
Prepare myself
For the inevitable
I lie
Down
And breathe the airport effect
The dog's haircut cost
Him five-hundred ginch gonches -
He
Kicked a hobo
On the way home;
The day is an oxygen thief
Speedbumps invite me
To spank them
I am coffee confident
I park in someone else's driveway
Put me on a pizza...
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Categories:
spank, appreciation, art,
Form:
Free verse
Speechless
Although I'm not tough
I'm a girl who likes it rough
From the kitchen
To the living room floor
Take me to the room show me more
bend me over and hit it right
Don't worry i'm tight
Bobbing ti the beat of "she got her own"
knowing someone's ringing the phone
City light cover my eye sights
Spank me pull hair
You are one i will never forget
Havere...
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Categories:
spank, art, loveme, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Hypocrites
The old pen roles back and hard
a spank to ye hypocrites!
Depart from holy places of worship.
Initiating man to man wedlocks,
shame! Shame! Shame!
What do your holy books say?
Oh! You read 'em upside down!
What's sin to you?
Adam had Eve- a woman.
As wife!
Shame to ye hypocrites.
Father, we plea forgiveness
they've politically compromised
holiness with selfishness. Hypocrites!...
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Categories:
spank, adventure
Form:
ABC
Pirate Woman Outfoxes Wildebeest
Woman Pirate hit a tiny snag
Wildebeest boyfriend was a drag.
He made her walk the plank.
Ship was caught in a current’s crag.
So she picked up a dirty rag.
Gave him a little spank.
Wildebeest snapped at her full force.
roaring with his great mouth of course.
she was smart and stepped aside.
I frankly cannot tell my source
But she came out on top of course.
Beast long gone, in ocean wide....
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Categories:
spank, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Tail-rhyme
My Favorite Movie
MRS. DOUBTFIRE
There once was a lady named Doubtfire
Who was known to be a real spitfire
She was a nanny
Who would spank your fanny
And still be someone to admire
Mrs. Doubtfire was a real fine nanny
Although a little uncanny
She wore funny clothes
Had a large bulbous nose
And quite an oversize fanny
21 March 2018
For the contest sponsored by Alexis Y
from the movie, Mrs. Doubtfire...
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Categories:
spank, fun, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Spare the Rod
Spare the rod; spoil the child
So the old proverb read --
and into children, injected dread
but kept them from going hog-wild
Yet many adults just will not hit
until they're really mad --
which always turns out very bad
leaving them emotionally unfit
They lose their cool; they spank too hard
The child begins to cry --
He can't figure out, for the life of it, Why
~ Spanking wasn't long ago banned...
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Categories:
spank, anger, children, cry, parents,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
giant lobster capsizes boat
We wish he was photoshopped said Neal.
But alas, this sidewinder giant shrimp was real
He climbed onto our boat and scared the tootsie out of me
Thanks to this giant, our boat tipped over a total of three.
We were terrified we were all going to drowned
But that giant monster turned our boat around
Snatched us up from the sea and gave each of us a spank
It was unbelievable! But amused our Captain Sir Hank....
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Categories:
spank, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dog
Open my eyes on a bloodshot morning
The champion strains his leash
He's howling in pain, but he's howling in vain
The lights on Love Street are red
Tension mounts in my flesh
The rigidity of perplexed anguish
Turgid in my purple soldier's head
Veins popping, striated muscle pink and warm
I whip him, three times a day
Offer him a hand out of spite
I'll be frank: I spank and I spank
This thing's bigger than the both of us...
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Categories:
spank, addiction, beautiful, confidence, corruption, drink, fantasy, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Referendum Might Work
Referendum might work
Minority groups control the world
Most people have no say
Do we want political correctness, no
Will the masses have their day
If you look back to the 1960s
Back when the system worked
Back when the police got respect so swiftly
And the teachers discipline Irked
Parents can’t control their kids
Mothers driven crazy
Don’t spank the child it’s not did
A slap over the wrist for Daisy
Don Johnson...
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Categories:
spank, adventure
Form:
Rhyme