Spam Poems | Examples

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Premium Member Scrambled words and spam

It seems
At least to me
That…..they
Are always there
Hidden in those instants
Wherein I lose my focus
Drift into “un-thinking”
Move without my own consent

Call ‘em what you will
Imps, trolls, the Billy goats Gruff
A synaptic surfer
Washed ashore

Popcorn scattered on the beach
Pursued by satiations seagulls
An off-key note
Sabotaging a symphony

A keyboard cannibal
Consuming all thought
Hunting in the alphabetic jungle
Of scrambled words

I have cursed them and cajoled them
All to no avail
An effort less successful
Than a dog chasing its tail

Premium Member The Game of Borrowed Names

The halo slipped and landed, in the hay.
The fox bowed low, then carried it away.
The sheep were counted; one counted back.
The wool stayed white; the ground slick black.

A wooden gift came from nowhere, bearing no name.
The gatekeeper smiled, with no one to blame.
Inside, soft footsteps danced with borrowed names.
Around the gift, their roaring fanned the flames.

The music hummed; the horns kept perfect time.
The fox and hounds perfected every crime.
Which mask was face? Which face had paid the rent?
The mirror winked, then claimed it never meant.

So lock the door, but leave doubt outside.
For even keys may volunteer as guides.
Question each gift that knows your name.
The brightest bargains rarely play, a fair game.

The inbox filled with some strangers dressed as friends,
Each knew exactly where any, and every, suspicion ends.
One showed my name before I'd written mine;
How long have counterfeiters, rehearsed that line?

The gift horse waits until celebrations start.
The fox still knows which strings to pull apart.
New masks grow old; old riddles keep their guise.
Deceit still knocks, once, twice—asks to step inside.

Premium Member annoying text spam

I receive another annoying alert on my phone
someone wants my vote, my money, my business
who are these creeps? These peons? these gnomes?
I hit report and send them to the land of ignore
I do not give strangers one ounce of my time
I am old
I could die any hour now


Premium Member Spamela

Pantoum Part 1

A stranger calls me everyday,
Makes me nervous to get the phone.
She keeps on calling anyways
When I am---or I am not---at home.

Makes me nervous to get the phone.
At times, he or she's a robot.
Calling me when I'm all alone.
And I've told them they must not.

At times, he or she's a robot.
And I do not say a word.
But they want me to sign the dot.
Saying yes to contracts unheard of.

And I do not say a word.
To them when I haven't much to say.
Giving them money is absurd.
These strangers call me everyday.

Rhyme Part 2

Spamela is her name.
With me she plays a game.
Morning, noon, and night.
Any hour is alright.

Her voice is very sweet.
'Cause she's a goal to meet.
She needs to hear me say yes.
To verbal contracts and the rest.

She sells electricity.
And phone plans for liberty.
She will sell me gas.
With friendly sales math.

And seek to earn my cash!

Without her, my day would be lonely.
She's my one and only!
My love on the telephone line.
Spamela uses mobile data all the time!

Premium Member Instead of SPAM

      ~ Instead of ~

         S     ome
         P     eople
         A     te
         M    ud

Premium Member Spam ish

As I live, I like to learn
and learning's fun for me
Music, science, Physic's 
Math and History 

Art and Language Are most fun
I love Geography 
But lately some new subjects
Have really challenged me

Looking at my cell phone
I have just one more wish
That in time I could find
A way to speak Spam-ish



Chorus
I really am sorry and I don't mean to be rude
But until I learn this language,
There's only one thing I can do
I know it's not very nice
And surely that is true
Cause it seems I have no other choice
I'm hanging up on you

Looking at my cell phone
I have just one more wish
That in time I could find
A way to speak Spam-ish


Unlimited Kilometres

It seems like your finances have evaporated
but don't fret sweetheart
today I emerged victorious
with a small sum of money
and wish your dear soul to share in this joy

So let the poetic
beauty of turning setbacks
into opportunities
inspire you to navigate
the realms of financial security

Plus, choose reward
for your unwavering commitment
"USB Charging Donut" OR
"Insulated Trunk Organizer"

Reaching Out

Tossing electronically-bottled messages
into the wild blue sea yonder
will they float like a boat or sink like a stone
it only makes me ponder
as optimistically-inclined
I often wonder why
some say, 'Send me an email,'
but then never reply
do my bottles circumnavigate the globe
or stay in the Sargasso for ever and a day
are they wrecked on the rocks of spam
while typing I waste my days and nights away

So not funny

No so funny, man,
Feeding me spam,
Morbidly yours, all right,
More verbs, how blight,
Don't waste your words,
You're beyond absurd,
Negative chaff and chatter,
Really does not matter,
Get over yourself, 
Get off that shelf,
Go get a life,
Signed, your only wife!
No one believes your spam,
Morbidly yours, now scram!

Premium Member Green Eggs and Spam

The thing I hate most is getting SPAM

I got an e-mail from SPAM I AM

He had a new diet

And said I should try it 

But it consisted mainly of HAM

Premium Member 'Spam Fillet'

  
 Still living 'bove ground
   inside a box, outskirts of town
 Begged every day, helped him pay
   for coffee, a smoke, a tin of ‘spam filet’

 Gave him two quarters every time I drove by
   Thought of myself as a ‘generous guy’
 Other drivers zoomed past him hand closed
   though many were poverty-opposed

 Today, I noticed his face seemed drawn
   I pulled over, said ‘Get in; What’s going on?’ 
 He tried to talk, words struck in his throat
   Instead he spit blood on his old shabby coat

 Drove up to the nearest ER
   Got him into admissions
 When I understood, he’s a public charge
   To say 'Sorry' ~ I turned toward a stiff
         in the rigor mortis position

Premium Member Spam

Oh you pitiful copycat,
fake accounts you’re getting fat;
Polluting my shadow Spam,
you can’t be who I am;
That’s a dead person’s photograph.

Prepping For Spam

He blunders around grocery stores.
Impulse buying - compelling.

Back home
he looks at the bagged,
wonders why,
wonders
if he will also charge around
tomorrow.

The larder, the pantry
the stacked cans
of all kinds of Spam

gleam untouched
but one day -
you never know.

Premium Member Spam

Keep your bacon, keep your ham
Keep your loganberry jam
No pastrami
No salami
In my sarnie I want Spam

Ain’t no bones, ain’t no brains
Ain’t no seeds, ain’t no grains
Slightly spicy
Tasty nicey
Spam ain’t got any veins

And the tin that it’s in
Kinda square, kinda thin
Ring pull lid
Key got rid
Spam don’t slice off your skin

So that’s Spam; good to eat
Not some cheap luncheon meat
Fried or cold
I’m just sold
Because Spam can’t be beat

Premium Member Spam-O-Rama-Dama

Spam-O-Rama-Dama

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YOUR metabolic furnace NO Dieting NO Exercise, Thought OR Surgery. 
If You Can Flush a Toilet, You Can Do This (Doctors Consumptive)

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