Spam Poems - Poems about Spam

...A border is a line drawn in the sand Constantly shifting if you have time to see A personality is a borderline ebbing Time ceaselessly flowing us away One side unreachable as the far sho......Read the rest...

...Heavy sigh and moan There's too much spam on my phone So leave me alone......Read the rest...

... The Obiden Administration is the yeast infection of society. The improv of impropriety. The B squad strip club-bullet scarred-in line item veto of buffet line, Golden Corral of Megiddo of C......Read the rest...

...My heart is strong my heart is smooth my heart is loyal my heart is true my heart understand what we went through and won't move a gram to hurt you. And maybe no one knows and maybe no one......Read the rest...

...I love Korean food K food Ever since I first Encountered it in 1979 When I joined the Peace Corps Korean food is somewhat like Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Thai With some American i......Read the rest...

...I’ll let the pillows style my hair And my morning breath won’t be fair If you don’t want me then I don’t care I’m in a haunting mood of truth beware I can be who I am within my head The thoug......Read the rest...

...This poem is not meant to offend anyone or belittle their beliefs. This is only my attempt at humor. ~Things I’ll Give Up for Lent~ Liver and onions, Minced meat pie. Drinking beer from a can, ......Read the rest...

...You are an illusion I do not see Who it is I am supposed to be Who it is I am linked in destiny Be it a nightmare or a dream Who are you spiritually Are you fuschia flower Are you just Devi......Read the rest...

...A man of magnanimous soul Wakes up in the early morning Parts the curtains and picks up a call - The third Macbeth witch is calling She speaks like a favorite of King Lear Offers enticing plan......Read the rest...

... Still living 'bove ground inside a box, outskirts of town Begged every day, helped him pay for coffee, a smoke, a tin of ‘spam filet’ Gave him two quarters every time I drove by ......Read the rest...

...Ring ding a ling a ding a ling, Ring a ding a ling do, The snow outside is falling, And Christmas is calling for you. Let's have a stay vacation, And, hey, a party or two, With plenty of rel......Read the rest...

... Somethings You never know Sometimes you have nothing to show Tears in those eyes Comfort city on the brink of misery Killing fields the dreams of you and me Desert sunshine warning you how thi......Read the rest...

...Thanksgiving Day loomed for old Tom Turkey Averting the feared axe seemed quite murky So he made this soulful plea I would much prefer that ye Enjoyed a feas......Read the rest...

...Days grow shorter, and the air turns crisper. It’s sweater weather again, and pumpkin spice season has finally here! Hooray! Pumpkin spice, a seasonal delight, is obsessed by many. Pumpkin spice ......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...