Spam Poems - Poems about Spam

As I live, I like to learn and learning's fun for me Music, science, Physic's Math and History Art and Language Are most fun I love Geography But lately some new subjects Have really challenged me Looking at my cell phone I have just one more wish That in time I could find A way to speak Spam-ish Chorus I really am sorry and I...

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It seems like your finances have evaporated but don't fret sweetheart today I emerged victorious with a small sum of money and wish your dear soul to share in this joy So let the poetic beauty of turning setbacks into opportunities inspire you to navigate the realms of financial security Plus, choose reward for your unwavering commitment "USB Charging Donut" OR "Insulated Trunk Organizer"...

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Tossing electronically-bottled messages into the wild blue sea yonder will they float like a boat or sink like a stone it only makes me ponder as optimistically-inclined I often wonder why some say, 'Send me an email,' but then never reply do my bottles circumnavigate the globe or stay in the Sargasso for ever and a day are they wrecked on the rocks of spam while...

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No so funny, man, Feeding me spam, Morbidly yours, all right, More verbs, how blight, Don't waste your words, You're beyond absurd, Negative chaff and chatter, Really does not matter, Get over yourself, Get off that shelf, Go get a life, Signed, your only wife! No one believes your spam, Morbidly yours, now scram! ...

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The thing I hate most is getting SPAM I got an e-mail from SPAM I AM He had a new diet And said I should try it But it consisted mainly of HAM...

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Still living 'bove ground inside a box, outskirts of town Begged every day, helped him pay for coffee, a smoke, a tin of ‘spam filet’ Gave him two quarters every time I drove by Thought of myself as a ‘generous guy’ Other drivers zoomed past him...

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Oh you pitiful copycat, fake accounts you’re getting fat; Polluting my shadow Spam, you can’t be who I am; That’s a dead person’s photograph....

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He blunders around grocery stores. Impulse buying - compelling. Back home he looks at the bagged, wonders why, wonders if he will also charge around tomorrow. The larder, the pantry the stacked cans of all kinds of Spam gleam untouched but one day - you never know....

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Keep your bacon, keep your ham Keep your loganberry jam No pastrami No salami In my sarnie I want Spam Ain’t no bones, ain’t no brains Ain’t no seeds, ain’t no grains Slightly spicy Tasty nicey Spam ain’t got any veins And the tin that it’s in Kinda square, kinda thin Ring pull lid Key got rid Spam don’t slice off your skin So that’s Spam; good to eat Not some...

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Spam-O-Rama-Dama Try this tonight: One Shot Keto Fungus Destroyer. Put This spice in your shoes to Fix Toenail Fungus and Toxic Liver Backwash ...Overnight (Doctors Stunned) MELT Fat Away with this 2,500-Year-Old Secret, and Stoke YOUR metabolic furnace NO Dieting NO Exercise, Thought OR Surgery. If You Can Flush a Toilet, You Can Do This (Doctors Consumptive) SAVAGE SEX!!!...

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Remember when spam was made out of ham Now that it calls, you don't know who it am...

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Don’t they know where it’s going? So much time they are wasting; Robotic spam we are stuck with holiday email junk; Life ticking as I sit deleting....

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All day Franco-American spaghetti-suckers do not make connoisseurs' lips pucker Neither do grilled spiders and a side of beans appeal to kings or to queens When looking to make a culinary splash never serve reheated corned-beef hash And even if you're in a real time jam fuggetabout cold pizza topped-off with spam Just stick to...

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I’ve never tasted Spam before And don’t intend to do it, Although, unless I try, I know That I should not pooh-pooh it. I wouldn’t even think of Spam, The food that I am scorning, If not for getting, on my phone, A daily “Spam Risk” warning. Some days it happens several times From unfamiliar places, Where spammers sit and make the calls Behind their unseen...

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Dear Jessica Thanks for emailing Even if you are a 45 year old guy smoking stogies in your basement With a hard drive full of JPG babes....

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