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Spam ish

As I live, I like to learn and learning's fun for me Music, science, Physic's Math and History Art and Language Are most fun I love Geography But lately some new subjects Have really challenged me Looking at my cell phone I have just one more wish That in time I could find A way to speak Spam-ish Chorus I really am sorry and I don't mean to be rude But until I learn this language, There's only one thing I can do I know it's not very nice And surely that is true Cause it seems I have no other choice I'm hanging up on you Looking at my cell phone I have just one more wish That in time I could find A way to speak Spam-ish

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Paul Bell

Date: 7/13/2025 11:25:00 AM

Spamish is a difficult language to learn. Allow me to send you my ten easy lessons, followed by the usual follow-up extra lessons, not forgetting a McDonald's token which can be used when you purchase a lifetime conscription for save the planet paraphernalia.

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/13/2025 12:17:00 PM

LOL

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/13/2025 8:05:00 AM

Ha ha. Let me know when you've learned. I could add that to my list of languages.

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/13/2025 12:26:00 PM

I bet I know who can teach me Spam-ish, It's this guy that keeps calling me, his name is "Scam Likely " Know'em ?