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Spam ish

As I live, I like to learn
and learning's fun for me
Music, science, Physic's 
Math and History 

Art and Language Are most fun
I love Geography 
But lately some new subjects
Have really challenged me

Looking at my cell phone
I have just one more wish
That in time I could find
A way to speak Spam-ish



Chorus
I really am sorry and I don't mean to be rude
But until I learn this language,
There's only one thing I can do
I know it's not very nice
And surely that is true
Cause it seems I have no other choice
I'm hanging up on you

Looking at my cell phone
I have just one more wish
That in time I could find
A way to speak Spam-ish
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Bell Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Spamish is a difficult language to learn. Allow me to send you my ten easy lessons, followed by the usual follow-up extra lessons, not forgetting a McDonald's token which can be used when you purchase a lifetime conscription for save the planet paraphernalia.
Curtis Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
LOL
Manassian Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Ha ha. Let me know when you've learned. I could add that to my list of languages.
Curtis Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I bet I know who can teach me Spam-ish, It's this guy that keeps calling me, his name is "Scam Likely " Know'em ?
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