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Cold Pizza Topped-Off With Spam

All day Franco-American spaghetti-suckers do not make connoisseurs' lips pucker Neither do grilled spiders and a side of beans appeal to kings or to queens When looking to make a culinary splash never serve reheated corned-beef hash And even if you're in a real time jam fuggetabout cold pizza topped-off with spam Just stick to the basics, you'll surely succeed ~ A dozen raw eggs afloat in seaweed

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Marikate Kingston

Date: 11/28/2021 2:11:00 PM

Memories of college weekend food found in bed when you've woken up from a night of parties!!! Te He He Gosh, except for grilled spiders and a side of beans..yuc : -)

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/21/2021 4:59:00 PM

You are a non-picky eater; just one more reason you are likeable.

Bill Baker

Date: 11/12/2021 9:48:00 PM

Great flow and rhyming, but I would not want to have you cook for me. lol Bill

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/13/2021 7:33:00 PM

It's ok, Bill. I know how pricey my culinary services can be for some folks. I can always rent you a reasonably-priced 'Kitsch-en-Gershon-bot' for a day or two. Bon Appetit! lol. :) gw

John Lawless

Date: 11/12/2021 2:12:00 PM

...IN SPAMALOT!!!"

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/13/2021 7:32:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Thanks John, from Camelot.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/12/2021 1:24:00 PM

Ugh...Ugh...Uh, that's a basic??? Oh no!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/13/2021 7:32:00 PM

I told this to Bill Clinton, saying: "Cold pizza with spam is a basic." Clinton's reply: "Depends what 'is' is!' ~ Shades of Monica L.

Deb M

Date: 11/12/2021 12:05:00 PM

Yum sounds tasty…. NOT!!! Debx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/12/2021 1:18:00 PM

Gosh, and I worked so hard preparing all these fancy entrees, Deb! lol. Happy Weekend, gw

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/12/2021 11:42:00 AM

Hello Gershon, I would never eat a pizza like that. Or any of the above. Yuck! Enjoy your day my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/13/2021 6:26:00 AM

Hello Gershon, I was laughing all through this poem. Thank you for the laughter. Enjoy your day my friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/12/2021 1:18:00 PM

Yuck is the password to get out of my kitchen. Lucky you, Darlene. lol. :) gw

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/12/2021 11:22:00 AM

LOL…good ole spam! Mom would make macaroni and cheese (velveeta style) served with a side of spam. Culinary perfection (lol)

John Lawless
Date: 11/12/2021 2:11:00 PM

Mom always told us she had pictures of the little "Spamkins" it came from....ah....spam and eggs, toast and jelly, the empty filled within my belly..

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/12/2021 1:18:00 PM

Sounds like your mom was toughening you up for institutional food. lol. ~ Chow-down