Short Spam Poems
Short Spam Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Spam by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Spam by length and keyword.
S-pam
M-essage
I-s
T-he
H-unter's
D-isturbing
E-xperience
M-enacing
O-ur
N-etwork
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
I love my spam folder
as I grow older
for those who send
are not my friend!
So THANKS for saving me
from bankrupt destiny!
Mary had a little Lamb
A little ham, a little spam
And everywhere that Mary Went
She took it with her
"Smorgasbord" Anyone
it is not alright to be insistent
that others adopt your belief
so stop the spam please
give us some relief
C-ommercial
L-ines
O-f
S-pam
E-vidently
D-isappoint
S-cribes
M-aking
O-ur
K-indness
E-vaporate
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
going on a trip
get your stack dips
chips
jam spam
this fod don't spoil
pack in oil
just a bag that sag
for your
TRAVEL MEAL BAG
Kenny loved sandwiches of spam
His Mother would rather eat ham
His Dad loved salami
His sister was barmy
And only ate bread butter and jam
Dear Jessica
Thanks for emailing
Even if you are a
45 year old guy smoking stogies in your basement
With a hard drive full of JPG babes.
we 're going to jam
eat ham
can spam
and soul food thats cool
stump and jump
the night away
help us get a start
its be in my
BACK YARD
Oh you pitiful copycat,
fake accounts you’re getting fat;
Polluting my shadow Spam,
you can’t be who I am;
That’s a dead person’s photograph.
Kenny loved sandwiches of spam
His Mother would rather he ate ham
His Dad loved salami
His Sister was barmy
And only ate bread, butter and jam
this is how i am
my name is sam
i love to eat lam
some time spam
love to unwince
if we're same kind
than we can combind
but don't
WASTES MY TIME
Don’t they know where it’s going?
So much time they are wasting;
Robotic spam we are stuck
with holiday email junk;
Life ticking as I sit deleting.
we all had a ball
it begin
it was a blend of friends
after what came
down the wall
as it would fall
we had spam and ham
it was a
NEW YEARS EVE
JAM
it was a jam
we serve ham
also some spam
it was summer fun
bunch us sunforgun
got together this good weather
before it got dark
a
SUMMER PICNIC IN THE PARK
The thing I hate most is getting SPAM
I got an e-mail from SPAM I AM
He had a new diet
And said I should try it
But it consisted mainly of HAM
its was holiday fun
get down music run
it was soul gold
pop and hiphop
was jam
food spam cheese and ham\
they got started
at there
HIPHOP
CHRISTMAS PARTY
I am what I eat — soup or spam,
a hot dog, a burger or lamb.
But what do I eat?
I will be concrete:
I eat pretty much what I am.
An email just received is a sham,
stating swine flu comes from tins of ham,
but don’t get a fright,
for this is not right,
when the email claims ham, well it’s spam.
Mayo the rabbit has a very strange habit,
but he isn’t a monk or a nun.
He spreads out on ham, lettuce, cheese, bacon, spam
that’s been sliced up and placed in a bun.
A hundred dollars was more than enough
To buy all my groceries and stuff
The bagboy doesn't stock it
For it fits in my pocket
A hundred dollars for spam is too rough
the chain on your feet you stumble
the computer you open
and here you go link in they want to give you more
basta or should I say shukran as spam not my ham of choice
I gnaw a little bit,
but I gnaw lot.
I am a heavy application.
I was flushed with emotion
to flow to flow back
through the heart every day,
spam also gnaw a little.
Form:
There once was a puppy named Sam
Who refused to eat nothing but ham
Until his poor mother
Gave birth to another
And now he dines strictly on Spam
Bite Sized Poem #41
On a hunting trip Yosemite Sam
shot up a loose can of spam
didn't taste like his usual venison
so took for precaution a spoonful of medicine
AP: Honorable Mention 2025