Spam

I’ve never tasted Spam before
And don’t intend to do it,
Although, unless I try, I know
That I should not pooh-pooh it.

I wouldn’t even think of Spam,
The food that I am scorning,
If not for getting, on my phone,
A daily “Spam Risk” warning.

Some days it happens several times
From unfamiliar places,
Where spammers sit and make the calls
Behind their unseen faces.

I never answer if I see
That “Spam Risk” message blinking,
But just that word, you understand,
Provokes me into thinking.

Imagine on the other end,
A scammer with his planned pitch
Making calls all day while chomping
On his favorite canned Spam sandwich!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 3/29/2021 9:14:00 PM
Love the humor, ilene! May the scammers choke on their spam sandwiches. (They don't need to die or anything; just let them suffer a bit. They certainly cause so much harm to others. Let' em experience a bit themselves). ~ gw
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Date: 3/26/2021 1:27:00 AM
Since the meat spam is made from pork products, it's not considered kosher. Monty Python made it popular to a new generation. Another good write, Ilene.
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Date: 3/24/2021 11:19:00 PM
Dr. Seuss is so jealous..Love the first line. Quatrains have not been this fun in fifty years. I have a new craving for Turkey Spam, who cares what it is!!
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Date: 3/24/2021 7:10:00 PM
Ilene, I like the way you combined the two "Spams" in your poem. I grew up eating Spam sandwiches but I don't care much for it now. Blessings, Kim M
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Date: 3/24/2021 2:07:00 PM
:) So you're getting the "spam risk" messages too? They only started here a few weeks ago and now I don't pick up most of the time. If I'm feeling feisty, I will pick up and tell off the caller. Gets so annoying. I never tasted spam before now either and already know I don't like it. Always interesting work from you, Ilene! Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 3/24/2021 12:03:00 PM
ha ha ha you tell em and say NO to spam, got to say mum used to make lovely spam fritters and that is the only spam that is acceptable in today's society!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/24/2021 11:33:00 AM
Nice penning ilene, fine rhyme and flow. Blessings,Gordon
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Date: 3/24/2021 11:26:00 AM
SPAM is THE "internationally" accepted food in Hawai'i, and there is an annual celebration in Waikiki. However, Uncle Sam fed me enough SPAM to last a lifetime, so fear naught, I ate your share! Aloha! Rico
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