Slogan Poems

Rethinking an old Slogan

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
is an old slogan still believed to this day.
But surely a blunder, at the least a mistake
given a bite of apple the first woman ate
and plunged a promised paradise to doom
turning a garden into an emergency room.

Witchy Slogan

Eerie
Witches

Ugly 
Creepy

Freaky
Sneaky

Floating
Chanting

Cackling
Laughing

Broom sticks
Flying

Moonlight
Passing

Shadows
Waving

Witchcraft
Praying

Evil 
Lethal

Hexing
People 

Wilful
Wanton

Values
Rotten

Cats and
Magic

Crazy
Manic

Fear and
Panic

Wicked
Antic

Spell cast
Spoken

Lotion
Potion

Hocus
Pocus

Witchy
Slogan
      
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Slogan Started To Use

did declare a truce
a slogan started to use
must try to amuse

we started shaving
into them started caving
have been behaving

are apprehensive
expensive and sensitive
being extensive

when we reached an end
many people would offend
to jail them will send

All In the Slogan

“American by birth a rebel by choice” okay
You can’t win, ya can’t “have it your way” 
I understand “Success, it’s just a mind game” 
I’m “so good cats ask for me by name”
“What’s in your wallet” f*** b**** I’m the bank 
You’ll “snap, crackle, pop” when ya a** I spank 
Telling me “don’t be evil”

Slogan For Family

Be helpful, be honest, be happy
Happiness is not a goal...it's a by-product of a life well-lived. The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Hum Na Dare Duniya Ke Sitam Se
Aankhe Milaye Har Ek Gham Se
Hum Na

A Mean Scout

He was a Mean Scout,
This showing with a pout, 
His Upper Lip and The Lower out:
Just finer than a pig’s snout!

He was a Coarse Scout,
Readiness showing for a bout, 
With knees at the mercy of gout;
An eagerness to a rival rout!

But should a well-groomed scout 
The slogans of The Rash tout;
An integrity leave in doubt;
Shoulders

A Catchy New Slogan

Remember the slogan
  'No Child Left Behind'
The current school year's
  been so cruel, so unkind
The slogan's changed its mind...

Rather than teach classes in dread
  Schools decreed: 'No child gets ahead'

The Perfect Slogan

'Black Lives Matter'
  the perfect 'PC' slogan
to mask criminal activity
  to 'Defund the Police'

For if black lives truly matter
  the group's aims
  and its violent means
are the height of hypocrisy

Just ask law-abiding black folks
  screaming for police protection
for their families and their community

Aphorisms

Does your conniption fit?

If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important. 

Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"?

Worst first name of anyone I ever met: Schmedroy.

Slogan Shebang

Got a plop in my fizz
And a tiger in my tank
Impossible is nothing
(That’s why Titanic sank)

Got milk? Just do it.
Wash your troubles down the drain
Tastes so good 
Cats ask for it by name

Eat fresh. I’m lovin’ it.
It’s finger-lickin’ good
If you won’t eat it
We all know Mikey would

Once you pop you can’t stop
Make the most of

Acrostic Slogan

J-ust
U-se
A-nother
N-ice

F-orm
O-f
N-otable
T-hought
I-n
L-ife
L-esson's
A-crostic
S-logan

Topic: Birthday of Juan Fontillas (February 07) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Here's the Slogan, Which Hangs Over My Bed

Here's the slogan, which hangs over my bed.
"Intimacy, my friends, do not propose to me.
I hate an intimacy, my preference instead,
The grouping sex, of five, of four or three."

Uber Ad Slogan

Jump-start your career and get on the fast track.....Shift in to UBER-DRIVE *

Jump-start your career, Shift into UBER-DRIVE *


* Both these ad slogans are my original copyright material as of this posting

The Slogan Read

slogan upon the 
billboard of life 
read "attachment 
is dead" 
this rang true 
to the disillusioned 
eye's of the passers 
by 
driving by with 
angry stares 
glaring upon the road of 
life 
each one with unrequited 
love lost 
creating hearts of stone 
never able to be chiseled

Slogan

forceflex thank you I am glad
but perplexed I smile at the rat

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