Best Slogan Poems

Eerie
Witches

Ugly 
Creepy

Freaky
Sneaky

Floating
Chanting

Cackling
Laughing

Broom sticks
Flying

Moonlight
Passing

Shadows
Waving

Witchcraft
Praying

Evil 
Lethal

Hexing
People 

Wilful
Wanton

Values
Rotten

Cats and
Magic

Crazy
Manic

Fear and
Panic

Wicked
Antic

Spell cast
Spoken

Lotion
Potion

Hocus
Pocus

Witchy
Slogan
      
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So packed and full is the train
a lot die trying
to taste of its final gain.
This journey so full of pain
as it seems
all that Life can offer is a cane
treating its bunch of victims with disdain.

But don't give it all up
and go off the lane
to this...

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Got a plop in my fizz
And a tiger in my tank
Impossible is nothing
(That’s why Titanic sank)

Got milk? Just do it.
Wash your troubles down the drain
Tastes so good 
Cats ask for it by name

Eat fresh. I’m lovin’ it.
It’s finger-lickin’ good
If you won’t eat it
We all know...

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forceflex thank you I am glad
but perplexed I smile at the rat...

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Bought
comfort
in a brand
of green flip-flops
from this blond cashier
who wore pure thoughtlessness
as his new philosophy
while imposing absurd notions
on the youthful minds of persuasion
that inner beauty is overrated...

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“American by birth a rebel by choice” okay
You can’t win, ya can’t “have it your way” 
I understand “Success, it’s just a mind game” 
I’m “so good cats ask for me by name”
“What’s in your wallet” f*** b**** I’m the bank 
You’ll “snap, crackle, pop”...

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Jump-start your career and get on the fast track.....Shift in to UBER-DRIVE *

Jump-start your career, Shift into UBER-DRIVE *


* Both these ad slogans are my original copyright material as of this posting...

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Here's the slogan, which hangs over my bed.
"Intimacy, my friends, do not propose to me.
I hate an intimacy, my preference instead,
The grouping sex, of five, of four or three."...

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he stood and watched
while our self esteem dropped
and we started following the rules of the white man

befriending the yellow man
didn't do us any good either
the smartest amongst us sit,study and calculate
get the nation ready
for a time when the tables will turn

our little ones are ignorant...

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(Dedicated to 
President George W Bush)
I were poor
And struggling for living,
Why did you hate me?
If you was wise.

I were illiterate,
And struggling for education,
Why did you hate me?
If you was social.

When I asked you for food,
You asked me to kill someone,
The cause of your benefit,
I were...

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'Black Lives Matter'
  the perfect 'PC' slogan
to mask criminal activity
  to 'Defund the Police'

For if black lives truly matter
  the group's aims
  and its violent means
are the height of hypocrisy

Just ask law-abiding black folks
  screaming for police protection
for their families...

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slogan upon the 
billboard of life 
read "attachment 
is dead" 
this rang true 
to the disillusioned 
eye's of the passers 
by 
driving by with 
angry stares 
glaring upon the road of 
life 
each one with unrequited 
love lost 
creating hearts of stone 
never able to...

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Be helpful, be honest, be happy
Happiness is not a goal...it's a by-product of a life well-lived. The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Hum Na Dare...

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Remember the slogan
  'No Child Left Behind'
The current school year's
  been so cruel, so unkind
The slogan's changed its mind...

Rather than teach classes in dread
  Schools decreed: 'No child gets ahead'...

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Does your conniption fit?

If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important. 

Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"?

Worst first name of anyone I ever met: Schmedroy....

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