Shyster Poems - Poems about Shyster

The **** Star, the Shyster, and the President

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Like a scorned ex-stripper hell has no fury
but how I would love to be on that jury.
  To call out the sex troll vamp
  in the case of Trump v Tramp
in this the show trial of the century!
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Mountebank

...“That’s all I can stands, ‘cause I can’t stands no more.”
—Popeye, Popeye the Sailor animated series

One episode, “The Fistic Mystic,”
takes place in Badgag, a parody of Bagdad...

Alice from Dallas

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There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice....

Warm Wonderful Wise Soothsayer

...I see you are troubled the soothsayer said.
She could see I was disheveled and wild in the head.
Anyone with a knowledge of people could see.
So far I was not terribly impressed with Miss She.

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My Lawyer the Idiot

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The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
  The law he said he knew
  but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!


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Various Heresies 7

...Pagans Protest the Intolerance of Christianity
by Michael R. Burch

“We have a common sky.” — Quintus Aurelius Symmachus

We had a common sky
before the Christians came.

We thought there mig...

Various Heresies 6

...Various Heresies 6

Altared Spots
by Michael R. Burch

The mother leopard buries her cub,
then cries three nights for his bones to rise
clad in new flesh, to celebrate the sunrise.

Good mot...

When Death Happens

...when death happens
a smiling shyster lawyer
avoid at all cost...

One Summer Evening

...Summer evening   
The day is gone
Darkness is moving in
My day
Correcting poem
Writing new ones is over
Time for TV.
I have read the news
Not uplifting
Seeing Trump
The elected dictator
Tr...

It Know It Was My Idea

...Oh, you did not know Mrs. Klondike said.
Haughty, uppity, not nice in the least.
The festival has been moved and renamed.
The Aprillstica has been re-named?

No way!
I was horrified, shocked.
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Darkest Rainbows

...Dark of Winter, contagious nightfall’s sigh, hide me, hide me from all. Be my guide oh Sweet Darkness pride. 
Oh Glorious Papa coming down to see, exactly what notion came over me. Why so downcast m...

Never Nice To Her

...Never Nice To Her

Of nothing burgers moron was a meister;
They said he is a fool and some shyster
Saw  statistics;
Went ballistics;
When she he knew never is nice to her.

Jim Horn...

Kin In Okinawa

...Kin In Okinawa

In Okinawa is where we had some kin;
Trump a tower there building had been;
Was a shyster,
And a heister, 
And off from my nose came much skin.

Jim Horn...

Hate

...11/17/15  Hate

I used to think I couldn’t hate
Well, not like this or that person 
Their hate sounded hateful
“I hate when the dish washer doesn’t use hot water!”
“I’ll kill you if you don’t s...

The Bad, the Ugly, and the Good

...The Bad, The Ugly and The Good  (aka: Bad, Badder, Baddest)


The Bad
I am the gun-toting, God-fearing Ganja Gangsta.
I’ll smoke you, pray for you, then have my daily sies...

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