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Shyster Poems - Poems about Shyster

Premium Member The **** Star, the Shyster, and the President
... Like a scorned ex-stripper hell has no fury but how I would love to be on that jury. To call out the sex troll vamp in the case of Trump v Tramp in this the show trial of the century! ......

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Categories: shyster, corruption, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mountebank
...“That’s all I can stands, ‘cause I can’t stands no more.” —Popeye, Popeye the Sailor animated series One episode, “The Fistic Mystic,” takes place in Badgag, a parody of Bagdad......

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Categories: shyster, humor,
Form: Other



Premium Member Alice from Dallas
... There was a shyster from Dallas whose lies were full of malice. He groped the wrong girl whose anger unfurled. So now, they call him Alice.......

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Categories: shyster, anger, evil, fun, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Warm Wonderful Wise Soothsayer
...I see you are troubled the soothsayer said. She could see I was disheveled and wild in the head. Anyone with a knowledge of people could see. So far I was not terribly impressed with Miss She. ......

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Categories: shyster, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Lawyer the Idiot
... The law is an ass that made me a victim, so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum. The law he said he knew but is just a shyster who doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum! ......

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Categories: shyster, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Various Heresies 7
...Pagans Protest the Intolerance of Christianity by Michael R. Burch “We have a common sky.” — Quintus Aurelius Symmachus We had a common sky before the Christians came. We thought there mig......

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Categories: shyster, angel, atheist, bible, christian,
Form: Rhyme
Various Heresies 6
...Various Heresies 6 Altared Spots by Michael R. Burch The mother leopard buries her cub, then cries three nights for his bones to rise clad in new flesh, to celebrate the sunrise. Good mot......

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Categories: shyster, atheist, bible, christian, faith,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member When Death Happens
...when death happens a smiling shyster lawyer avoid at all cost......

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Categories: shyster, death,
Form: Senryu
One Summer Evening
...Summer evening The day is gone Darkness is moving in My day Correcting poem Writing new ones is over Time for TV. I have read the news Not uplifting Seeing Trump The elected dictator Tr......

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Categories: shyster, easter, encouraging, environment, farewell,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member It Know It Was My Idea
...Oh, you did not know Mrs. Klondike said. Haughty, uppity, not nice in the least. The festival has been moved and renamed. The Aprillstica has been re-named? No way! I was horrified, shocked. ......

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Categories: shyster, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Darkest Rainbows
...Dark of Winter, contagious nightfall’s sigh, hide me, hide me from all. Be my guide oh Sweet Darkness pride. Oh Glorious Papa coming down to see, exactly what notion came over me. Why so downcast m......

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Categories: shyster, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Never Nice To Her
...Never Nice To Her Of nothing burgers moron was a meister; They said he is a fool and some shyster Saw statistics; Went ballistics; When she he knew never is nice to her. Jim Horn......

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Categories: shyster, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Kin In Okinawa
...Kin In Okinawa In Okinawa is where we had some kin; Trump a tower there building had been; Was a shyster, And a heister, And off from my nose came much skin. Jim Horn......

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Categories: shyster, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Hate
...11/17/15 Hate I used to think I couldn’t hate Well, not like this or that person Their hate sounded hateful “I hate when the dish washer doesn’t use hot water!” “I’ll kill you if you don’t s......

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Categories: shyster, angst, bereavement, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Bad, the Ugly, and the Good
...The Bad, The Ugly and The Good (aka: Bad, Badder, Baddest) The Bad I am the gun-toting, God-fearing Ganja Gangsta. I’ll smoke you, pray for you, then have my daily sies......

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Categories: shyster, bullying, funny, hip hop,
Form: Rhyme

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