Best Shyster Poems
The Bad, the Ugly, and the Good
...The Bad, The Ugly and The Good (aka: Bad, Badder, Baddest)
The Bad
I am the gun-toting, God-fearing Ganja Gangsta.
I’ll smoke you, pray for you, then have my daily sies......
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Categories:
shyster, bullying, funny, hip hop,
Form:
Rhyme
The Shyster
...Do it right-
Since you picked the fight,
Leave the bite!!!......
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Categories:
shyster, anger, anti bullying,
Form:
Senryu
Be a Queen That You Are
...Darling, my darling baby,
Why do you not dance while I sing?
Why do you coil together like millipede?
Stretch out to me your satiny hands,
Lean your body on me sweet angel
And anoint me with yo......
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Categories:
shyster, inspirational, psychological,
Form:
Verse
Shrapnel of Karma
...To the North, South, East, and West...
Geniuses are lost in the jaunty jewels of rakish cads,
The hazard morsel palaver allot odium on idioms...
Rankle virulent mishmash wheeze addle chagrin......
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Categories:
shyster, adventure, anniversary, education, children,
Form:
Imagism
My Lawyer the Idiot
...
The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
The law he said he knew
but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!
......
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Categories:
shyster, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Various Heresies 7
...Pagans Protest the Intolerance of Christianity
by Michael R. Burch
“We have a common sky.” — Quintus Aurelius Symmachus
We had a common sky
before the Christians came.
We thought there mig......
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Categories:
shyster, angel, atheist, bible, christian,
Form:
Rhyme
Philistinism
...PHILISTINISM…
Shysters set up gallows must for self..
Musters dominate china red dominatrix.
AS works had been done, all that did the jobs could well to eliminate cause by their poles and forces as t......
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Categories:
shyster, abuse, , cute,
Form:
ABC
Various Heresies 6
...Various Heresies 6
Altared Spots
by Michael R. Burch
The mother leopard buries her cub,
then cries three nights for his bones to rise
clad in new flesh, to celebrate the sunrise.
Good mot......
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Categories:
shyster, atheist, bible, christian, faith,
Form:
Rhyme
The **** Star, the Shyster, and the President
...
Like a scorned ex-stripper hell has no fury
but how I would love to be on that jury.
To call out the sex troll vamp
in the case of Trump v Tramp
in this the show trial of the century!
......
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Categories:
shyster, corruption, political,
Form:
Limerick
Hate
...11/17/15 Hate
I used to think I couldn’t hate
Well, not like this or that person
Their hate sounded hateful
“I hate when the dish washer doesn’t use hot water!”
“I’ll kill you if you don’t s......
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Categories:
shyster, angst, bereavement, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
It Know It Was My Idea
...Oh, you did not know Mrs. Klondike said.
Haughty, uppity, not nice in the least.
The festival has been moved and renamed.
The Aprillstica has been re-named?
No way!
I was horrified, shocked.
......
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Categories:
shyster, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
At the Pawn Shop
...
How could you do such a terrible thing?
You just pawned your deceased father’s ring.
Think about that ring’s sentimental value.
To get cash, could there have been other things to do?
That g......
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Categories:
shyster, business, money,
Form:
Quatrain
Cyber Cheater
...Cyber Cheater
You are my cheating heart.
Passing me by from the start.
I feel desolate and broken in two.
Scarred for life, my heart hangs askew…
What have I done for you to leave?
I tho......
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Categories:
shyster, angst, computer-internet, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
When Death Happens
...when death happens
a smiling shyster lawyer
avoid at all cost......
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Categories:
shyster, death,
Form:
Senryu
A Prophets End To Invasion
...A Prophets End to Invasion
They were besotted
And long they stood with their clans men
their adamant frenzy breaking the strain in their eyes
gawping at the infamous injustice done
the dangl......
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Categories:
shyster, life, people, social, war
Form:
Free verse