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Alice from Dallas

There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice.

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Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/31/2024 2:00:00 AM

This made my day with laughter.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/31/2024 6:49:00 AM

I'm so glad you had a laugh dear Victor. hugs! :)

I Am Anaya

Date: 1/30/2024 2:36:00 PM

LOL, my favorite limerick of yours, one thing...you used your name & your State hmm. Clever! <3

I Am Anaya
Date: 1/30/2024 4:37:00 PM

Whoa, that will show him! Non-Fiction always best. :)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/30/2024 3:39:00 PM

I never did like a shyster, and I've know quite a few. Yes, I was teased quite a bit (4th grade) when we moved from Oklahoma to Dallas. The other girls were always calling me Alice from Dallas. I'm glad you liked this one! :)