Alice from Dallas

There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Buhagiar Avatar
January 31, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This made my day with laughter.
Fowler Avatar
January 31, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I'm so glad you had a laugh dear Victor. hugs! :)
Anaya Avatar
January 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
LOL, my favorite limerick of yours, one thing...you used your name & your State hmm. Clever! <3
Anaya Avatar
January 30, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Whoa, that will show him! Non-Fiction always best. :)
Fowler Avatar
January 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I never did like a shyster, and I've know quite a few. Yes, I was teased quite a bit (4th grade) when we moved from Oklahoma to Dallas. The other girls were always calling me Alice from Dallas. I'm glad you liked this one! :)
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