The Porn Star, the Shyster, and the President

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Like a scorned ex-stripper hell has no fury
but how I would love to be on that jury.
  To call out the sex troll vamp
  in the case of Trump v Tramp
in this the show trial of the century!

So they call the shyster ex-lawyer for hire
as their big star witness and testifier.
  A perjured jailhouse trickster
  who calls himself "The Fixer"
but oops, is a convicted fraudster and liar!

The busty po-rn star said “he’s guilty, yup”
of the hush money charges all trumped up.
  It looks and smells like a con
  and they’re out to get The Don
but it's all just a stormy in a D-Cup!


         Written: May 2024

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 6/30/2024 5:03:00 AM

Keith, a sense of humor you have. I can imagine that if I were a DT supporter, I would also feel incensed and inspired to write a poem like this. It may be hard to accept that DT was convicted by a jury of his peers based on the evidence. However, DT has the right to appeal because we live in a nation of law and that is a good thing. Lucky for him he has good lawyers and enough money to pay for them. He may have more serious charges to answer for. We don't know yet.

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 6/30/2024 5:27:00 AM

A jury of his peers? A Manhattan jury with a Democrat judge and a Trump obsessed DA is not a fair trial. What was a bookkeeping misdemeanour that had passed the statute of limitations got made into a federal felony indictment. No one knows what crime he committed. Convicted on the testimony of a stripper and a lying fraudster who both stand to profit financially by a conviction.. All coordinated from the White House and the DNC. Meanwhile Joe’s family has received tens of millions through 20 plus shelf companies from China, Ukraine, and Russia. Ever wondered how that is not worthy of investigation?