Short Shyster Poems
Short Shyster Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shyster by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shyster by length and keyword.
There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
He groped the wrong girl
whose anger unfurled.
So now, they call him Alice.
Categories:
shyster, anger, evil, fun, giggle, humorous, silly, woman,
Form:
Limerick
Kin In Okinawa
In Okinawa is where we had some kin;
Trump a tower there building had been;
Was a shyster,
And a heister,
And off from my nose came much skin.
Jim Horn
Categories:
shyster, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Never Nice To Her
Of nothing burgers moron was a meister;
They said he is a fool and some shyster
Saw statistics;
Went ballistics;
When she he knew never is nice to her.
Jim Horn
Categories:
shyster, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
The law he said he knew
but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!
Categories:
shyster, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Summer evening
The day is gone
Darkness is moving in
My day
Correcting poem
Writing new ones is over
Time for TV.
I have read the news
Not uplifting
Seeing Trump
The elected dictator
Triumphant boasts.
Why are the Americans
So stupid
Can he not see
He s shyster
Dragging you into
A new war
Marching happily
Into war for his benefit
Thousand of your soldiers
Die painfully
For his honour
Categories:
shyster, easter, encouraging, environment, farewell,
Form:
Blank verse
“That’s all I can stands, ‘cause I can’t stands no more.”
—Popeye, Popeye the Sailor animated series
One episode, “The Fistic Mystic,”
takes place in Badgag, a parody of Bagdad.
Mountebank
Olive Oil,
a snake charmer.
Bluto
wraps around her.
He is a shyster -
a bully
with tricks.
One pop eye
on him -
the sailor
misdirects.
Mischief in Badgag -
a mountebank devil,
picked
the wrong g-oil.
Categories:
shyster, humor,
Form:
Other