Short Shyster Poems

Do it right-
Since you picked the fight,
Leave the bite!!!...

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when death happens
a smiling shyster lawyer
avoid at all cost...

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There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice....

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Kin In Okinawa

In Okinawa is where we had some kin;
Trump a tower there building had been;
Was a shyster,
And a heister, 
And off from my nose came much skin.

Jim Horn...

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Never Nice To Her

Of nothing burgers moron was a meister;
They said he is a fool and some shyster
Saw  statistics;
Went ballistics;
When she he knew never is nice to her.

Jim Horn...

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The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
  The law he said he knew
  but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!


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Summer evening   
The day is gone
Darkness is moving in
My day
Correcting poem
Writing new ones is over
Time for TV.
I have read the news
Not uplifting
Seeing Trump
The elected dictator
Triumphant boasts.
Why are the Americans
So stupid
Can he not see
He s shyster
Dragging you into
A new war
Marching happily 
Into war for his benefit
Thousand of your soldiers 
Die painfully
For his honour...

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“That’s all I can stands, ‘cause I can’t stands no more.”
—Popeye, Popeye the Sailor animated series

One episode, “The Fistic Mystic,”
takes place in Badgag, a parody of Bagdad. 

Mountebank

Olive Oil,
a snake charmer.
Bluto
wraps around her.
He is a shyster -
a bully
with tricks.
One pop eye
on him -
the sailor
misdirects.
Mischief in Badgag -
a mountebank devil,
picked
the wrong g-oil.

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