Short Farting Poems
Short Farting Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Farting by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Farting by length and keyword.
Farting
Walking farts don't count
it's the silent deadly ones
that leave people in disbelief...
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Categories:
farting, funny,
Form:
Senryu
The Dead Drunk I Help
The dead drunk I help
In their own inimitable
Way they thank me very
Profusely by farting
In my love humanity face...
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Categories:
farting, anger, betrayal,
Form:
Tanka
Sleeping With Dogs and Cats
dog snores loudly
old people cannot stand it
a sleeping house
cat is farting
everyone passes gas
dog snores deeper now...
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Categories:
farting, animal, cat, dog,
Form:
Senryu
Quarantine Quavers
My mother-in-law is a ghost
Who lived her life on beans and toast
And since her parting
Never stops farting
Nor complaining I'm a poor host!...
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Categories:
farting, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Catty Gory
If poems on farting are distasteful... why have a listing called wind?
(Just asking for a friend )
12/05/21...
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Categories:
farting, humorous, wind,
Form:
Monoku
My Gassy Dog Carter
I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!...
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Categories:
farting, allegory, animal, dog, funny, memory, silly, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Dirty Little Creeks
limericks float in dirty little creeks
a sucker punch to the face of peace
similar to silent farting
in a lacy wedding party
a bottom of the barrel poetry...
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Categories:
farting, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Flat You Lent
A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes...
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Categories:
farting, humor,
Form:
Limerick
No Farting Allowed
No Farting Allowed
rushed lunch of cabbage
at work no farting allowed
small dog approaches
*blushing* deborah burch©
5/15/0212...
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Categories:
farting, funny, satire,
Form:
Senryu
Balding Bard
Will Shakespeare got some writers starting
He didn’t write odes about farting
His talent was rare
And so was his hair
He had an incredible parting...
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Categories:
farting, hair, humorous, poets,
Form:
Limerick
No Farting Allowed
There was a man named Fred
Who liked eating baked beans in bed
One day when he farted
He and his wife parted
'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred....
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Categories:
farting, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I Admit I Write Poop Poetry
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give a jot
3/21/19...
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Categories:
farting, anti bullying, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Farting Contests
All little boys like to master the fart
Among their peers its considered an art
It must be loud
To make them proud
If stinky, a winner right from the start
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Categories:
farting, funny, life,
Form:
Limerick
No Farting Allowed
I smelt an old man in a hut,
He suffered from gas in his gut,
And he wiggled and grinned
As he let out his wind,
And laughed at the sound of his butt.
For PD’s farting contest...
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Categories:
farting, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Farting Farmer
There once was a farmer called Seamus,
who had an incompetant anus.
When out on a date with girlfriend Kate,
he blamed his dog when he farted,
to prevent her being startled....
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Categories:
farting, dog, girlfriend, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Uninvited Poop
He ate a bowl of spicy soup
Though hot, he had it in large scoop
He felt his bowels growl
He started farting foul
Before he knew, came out the poop...
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Categories:
farting, cheer up, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
When I Let Loose One In the Elevator
When I let loose
One in the elevator
It was so stink
That the people fainted
Even the elevator
Kept opening and closing
It’s doors, trying to let
The scent out
August 4, 2021...
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Categories:
farting, sound,
Form:
Free verse
Virtual Relationships
Don’t hook up with a ‘girl’ from a chat room
Might have five children and even grandchildren…
Wearing long beard and smoke-filled pajamas
Cussing like sailor and farting like donkey....
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Categories:
farting, addiction, internet, relationship,
Form:
Concrete
Cows Bed
Good morning Frank yes is still cold now,
have to take to bed a cow,
just watch the farting cow pies (manure)thou,
come summer might need a plough!
wot nah shyte...
Don Johnson 3-aug-11...
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Categories:
farting, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
When Skunks Get Drunk
When you're sober and everyone's drunk.
It's like babysitting for a bunch of skunks.
There's a lot of hijinks and farting.
By the end of the party everyone's bawling and blowing chunks....
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Categories:
farting, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
A Grand Barking Contest
There was to be a grand barking contest
To find the dog that barked loud and longest
A man came on his scooter
Farting loud as a trouper
And said he couldn’t tell a b from an f....
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Categories:
farting, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Art of Farting
I’m dining with my uncle Bart
And release an SBD fart
My fart stinks like hell
But Bartie can’t tell
Because we’re two meters apart!
(sbd = silent but deadly)
08/06/21...
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Categories:
farting, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
An Atomic Blast
Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb
Seems the military should invest in beans.com
That'd be a smelly war
Really soil your drawers
So don't light a match and just remain calm...
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Categories:
farting, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Little Known Fact
Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb
Seems the military should invest in beans dot com
That'd be a smelly war
Really soil your drawers
So don't light a match, just remain calm...
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Categories:
farting, war,
Form:
Limerick
A Little Known Fact
Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb
Seems the military should invest in “beans.com”
That'd be a smelly war
Really soil your drawers
So don't light a match and just remain calm...
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Categories:
farting, silly,
Form:
Limerick