Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

An Atomic Blast

Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb
Seems the military should invest in beans.com
That'd be a smelly war
Really soil your drawers
So don't light a match and just remain calm

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Lim'Rik Flats October 13, 2017 at 9:20 AM On the topic of atomic gas//a lady of very high class//said, "Mine don't stink"//and they're probably pink"//having passed through my rosy red a**! (CENSOR ALERT!!!) Jack, you are a bad influence! FLAME ON DUDE!!! Jack Ellison October 13, 2017 at 9:31 AM Don't gimme that... you can be quite naughty too!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE MY GOOD BUDDY!!!

Russell Sivey October 13, 2017 at 6:48 AM Wow, that's a strange concept, but I find it to be something that would be true my friend! I surely loved reading this illustrious poem this morning! What a grand piece, quite hilarious Jackson, Great Work!! Jack Ellison October 13, 2017 at 6:55 AM YUP! Apparently the energy produced from farting continuously for six years is equal to that of an atomic bomb!!!! It's a weird fact but true so they say!!! LOL

Silent One October 13, 2017 at 5:59 AM Hahaha! Jack Ellison October 13, 2017 at 6:02 AM It's one of the world's fascinating facts... I looked it up! LOL