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An Atomic Blast

Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb Seems the military should invest in beans.com That'd be a smelly war Really soil your drawers So don't light a match and just remain calm

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/13/2017 9:20:00 AM

On the topic of atomic gas//a lady of very high class//said, "Mine don't stink"//and they're probably pink"//having passed through my rosy red a**! (CENSOR ALERT!!!) Jack, you are a bad influence! FLAME ON DUDE!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/13/2017 9:31:00 AM

Don't gimme that... you can be quite naughty too!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE MY GOOD BUDDY!!!

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/13/2017 6:48:00 AM

Wow, that's a strange concept, but I find it to be something that would be true my friend! I surely loved reading this illustrious poem this morning! What a grand piece, quite hilarious Jackson, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/13/2017 6:55:00 AM

YUP! Apparently the energy produced from farting continuously for six years is equal to that of an atomic bomb!!!! It's a weird fact but true so they say!!! LOL

Silent One

Date: 10/13/2017 5:59:00 AM

Hahaha!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/13/2017 6:02:00 AM

It's one of the world's fascinating facts... I looked it up! LOL