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All little boys like to master the fart Among their peers its considered an art It must be loud To make them proud If stinky, a winner right from the start

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 8/13/2012 8:02:00 AM
Still chuckling cause I remember and old comedy LP entitled "The Crepitating Contest" In those days it was a quite naughty! LOL Here's the definition of "to crepitate"... ORIGIN early 17th cent. (in the sense ‘break wind’ ): from Latin crepitat- ‘crackled, rustled,’ from the verb crepitare, from crepare ‘to rattle.’ Now you know the rest of the story! LOL Congrats... love and hugs, Jack xxxxxx
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Date: 5/23/2012 5:39:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Barbara. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/23/2012 1:01:00 AM
Congrats on your smelly win- and so true xx
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Date: 5/22/2012 9:41:00 PM
Barbara, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
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Date: 5/22/2012 7:53:00 PM
way to go with your win. I knew it would place high. Congrats.
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Date: 5/22/2012 2:29:00 PM
Barbara congrats on your win..David
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Date: 5/22/2012 1:04:00 PM
So true! If only my daughter weren't such a tomboy, lol! congrats on your win :)
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Date: 5/21/2012 9:17:00 PM
hahaha, you GOT it!!! Good entry!
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Date: 5/16/2012 12:35:00 PM
Hahaha...enjoyed this funny write very much Barbara.Best wishes to you.
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Date: 5/16/2012 10:54:00 AM
This is one cute, funny little limmerick:O Do little boys really do these kinds of things STILL? Haha! Guess some things never change!!
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Date: 5/16/2012 10:53:00 AM
This is one cute, funny little limmerick:O Do little boys really do these kinds of things STILL? Haha! Guess some things never change!!
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