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I Admit I Write Poop Poetry

A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay 
Of critics, I don’t give a jot

3/21/19

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2019

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Kevin Fairbrother

April 17, 2019 at 5:37 AM

Jan I hear you but I can't smell Can,t wipe away I have no tissue Keep em coming you will drive them all to hell. Farting is healthy both for your mind and body. Love it, cheers, Kev

June 1, 2019 at 11:55 AM

thanks Kevin, sorry I've only jut found your comment I apologise for the delay:-( hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

April 12, 2019 at 3:02 PM

Congrats on being in the top 100 new poems! Also Congrats on POTD status. Hugs Rick.

April 13, 2019 at 9:02 AM

I thought it best not to enter it in your contest as you would have guessed from the subject that I was the writer lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

April 11, 2019 at 10:31 AM

Congrats on POTD, Jan. I like your earthy poems!

June 1, 2019 at 12:01 PM

lol they go down a bomb with many who need a smile Dale:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

April 3, 2019 at 9:04 PM

Hey, Jan, Congrats on POTD with this gas-bomb!! LOL. (soup mail) ~ Gershon

June 1, 2019 at 12:01 PM

Thanks GW, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu

March 31, 2019 at 5:00 PM

Hello Jan, good for you. Write what you want to write about. have a nice evening my friend.

June 1, 2019 at 12:00 PM

Thanks Darlene:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

March 30, 2019 at 11:10 AM

Hi Jan, dropping by with my belated congratulations on your Poem Of the day honour with this excellent write. Don't let anyone drive you away. I love the content of your fun writes and your serious writes also. Have a wonderful saturday. Hugs....Mike. XX

June 1, 2019 at 12:00 PM

Thanks Mike, rest assured I will never leave soup:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

March 28, 2019 at 9:13 PM

Jan: You can write about my bad habits all you want as long as you don't call me out by name. :o) I'd tell you to keep them coming, but that's what I tell my bad habits. :o( oldbuck

June 1, 2019 at 11:59 AM

lol Old Buck:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Charlie Knowlton

March 24, 2019 at 6:31 AM

Love it Jan!…You tell `em.

June 1, 2019 at 11:59 AM

I've got my mockers and blockers but who cares lol:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

March 23, 2019 at 8:48 PM

I ditto what Nina said. Congratulations my friend!

June 1, 2019 at 11:58 AM

Thanks Caren, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Okonkwo Ifeanyichukwu

March 23, 2019 at 7:06 PM

Good free lensing of thoughts, congratulations on your POTD Jan.

June 1, 2019 at 11:58 AM

Thanks so much, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 6:39 PM

Congrats on POTD, Jan. You're a brave lady, a funny girl and certainly a good poet!

June 1, 2019 at 11:57 AM

Thanks Carole, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 3:43 PM

Congrats on the POTD! Kicking down fences wherever you go!.... I tend to ride it quite a bit, but never thought of just kicking it down...........80)

June 1, 2019 at 11:57 AM

Great comment Pat, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

March 23, 2019 at 3:26 PM

Congratulations, Jan, on POTD! If we were put on Earth to only fart around, it would small a lot worse than it does! Thanks for siding with me on "The How of Humor." Best to you as always. / M

June 1, 2019 at 11:57 AM

Thanks Maurice, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 2:51 PM

YAY!! My typical poet and wonderful friend. You're as full of poop as ever and you let everyone know it. That's what I love about you! Congrats on your,POTD!

June 1, 2019 at 11:56 AM

I will never stop penning poop Curtis - folk don't have to read it lol many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

March 23, 2019 at 2:13 PM

Well said Jan, so proud of you - love your POTD - congratulations - you truly deserved this honor! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.

June 1, 2019 at 11:56 AM

thanks Jennifer, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 2:09 PM

Love your poetry. Love you. A Fav. Always,Armand.

March 24, 2019 at 1:02 PM

aww thanks my sweet friend, I was recommending a new poet to read your poetry as they were struggling to write 'free verse' and as yours is exceptional i hope they drop by and read and learn how it is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

March 23, 2019 at 2:02 PM

You are a wonderful poet no matter what you write Jan. Anyone who has read some of your poetry will know that. I marvel at your ability to make everyone laugh. Congratulations on your POTD Jan! Laughter is the best medicine of all! xxoo

March 24, 2019 at 12:58 PM

Thanks Connie, you are one of the many who can see past the poop and know I can write a serious poem from time to time, but humour albeit often poopy will always be my first love:-) hugs jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 12:54 PM

Good for you,,, :) Congratulations on Poem of the Day … You will always be close to all of us. Hugs sweet lady

March 23, 2019 at 1:16 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Gregory Richard Barden

March 23, 2019 at 12:00 PM

You make me (and many others) smile and laugh, Jan, and there is NO pursuit of or by the human spirit as wonderful or as important as that. Blessings, My Friend, and congratulations on Poem of the Day! :-) <3 "My poet friend, Jan, has a style; That makes others chuckle and smile; And for her sweet gift; Giving glum folks a lift; There's no other pursuit ... more worthwhile."

March 23, 2019 at 12:34 PM

I had such a wonderful comment from CayCay about me making her laugh, its things like that that keep me going. There are few on soup who know what is really going on in my life and since I started writing poetry when my hubby had cancer surgery I use humour as a coping mechanism and if i can make others smile then that makes it all worthwhile:-) hugs jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 11:21 AM

Congratulations Jan on POTD, although I have read many of your wonderful poems which do NOT refer to poop or snot. It is always a good thing to smile:)

March 23, 2019 at 12:30 PM

Thanks DT:-):-) I do surprise with the odd serious poem but humour will always be my preferred form:-) hugs jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 10:23 AM

Back for congrats! as they say keep if real, not Fake! LOL

March 23, 2019 at 12:29 PM

I'm all real apart from the football sized boobies, butt lift, tummy tuck, face lift lol:-) hugs jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 10:00 AM

You're too much Jan. Gotta love ya. Congrats. God Bless, JB

March 23, 2019 at 12:28 PM

lol Judy thanks:-) hugs jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 9:51 AM

Back to say HIP, HIP HOORAY for POTD! Lovely Jan with kindest thoughts Ann xx

March 23, 2019 at 12:03 PM

thanks so much Ann it was a surprise to get my silly poem honoured but it proves there is room on soup for all styles of poetry and humour is something we need a lot more in our lives:-) hugs Jan xx

March 23, 2019 at 9:44 AM

Stay strong. Congratulations for POTD Jan :)

March 23, 2019 at 12:02 PM

thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 23, 2019 at 8:24 AM

- Congratulations, Jan :)

March 23, 2019 at 12:00 PM

thanks Anne Lise, your poem has made my day:-) hugs jan xx

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