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I Admit I Write Poop Poetry

A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay 
Of critics, I don’t give a jot

3/21/19

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Kevin Fairbrother

Date: 4/17/2019 5:37:00 AM

Jan I hear you but I can't smell Can,t wipe away I have no tissue Keep em coming you will drive them all to hell. Farting is healthy both for your mind and body. Love it, cheers, Kev

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:55:00 AM

thanks Kevin, sorry I've only jut found your comment I apologise for the delay:-( hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/12/2019 3:02:00 PM

Congrats on being in the top 100 new poems! Also Congrats on POTD status. Hugs Rick.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 9:02:00 AM

I thought it best not to enter it in your contest as you would have guessed from the subject that I was the writer lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 4/11/2019 10:31:00 AM

Congrats on POTD, Jan. I like your earthy poems!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 12:01:00 PM

lol they go down a bomb with many who need a smile Dale:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/3/2019 9:04:00 PM

Hey, Jan, Congrats on POTD with this gas-bomb!! LOL. (soup mail) ~ Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 12:01:00 PM

Thanks GW, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 3/31/2019 5:00:00 PM

Hello Jan, good for you. Write what you want to write about. have a nice evening my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 12:00:00 PM

Thanks Darlene:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 3/30/2019 11:10:00 AM

Hi Jan, dropping by with my belated congratulations on your Poem Of the day honour with this excellent write. Don't let anyone drive you away. I love the content of your fun writes and your serious writes also. Have a wonderful saturday. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 12:00:00 PM

Thanks Mike, rest assured I will never leave soup:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Old Buck

Date: 3/28/2019 9:13:00 PM

Jan: You can write about my bad habits all you want as long as you don't call me out by name. :o) I'd tell you to keep them coming, but that's what I tell my bad habits. :o( oldbuck

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:59:00 AM

lol Old Buck:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Charlie Knowlton

Date: 3/24/2019 6:31:00 AM

Love it Jan!…You tell `em.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:59:00 AM

I've got my mockers and blockers but who cares lol:-) many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/23/2019 8:48:00 PM

I ditto what Nina said. Congratulations my friend!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:58:00 AM

Thanks Caren, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Okonkwo Ifeanyichukwu

Date: 3/23/2019 7:06:00 PM

Good free lensing of thoughts, congratulations on your POTD Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:58:00 AM

Thanks so much, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 3/23/2019 6:39:00 PM

Congrats on POTD, Jan. You're a brave lady, a funny girl and certainly a good poet!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:57:00 AM

Thanks Carole, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 3/23/2019 3:43:00 PM

Congrats on the POTD! Kicking down fences wherever you go!.... I tend to ride it quite a bit, but never thought of just kicking it down...........80)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:57:00 AM

Great comment Pat, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 3/23/2019 3:26:00 PM

Congratulations, Jan, on POTD! If we were put on Earth to only fart around, it would small a lot worse than it does! Thanks for siding with me on "The How of Humor." Best to you as always. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:57:00 AM

Thanks Maurice, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman

Date: 3/23/2019 2:51:00 PM

YAY!! My typical poet and wonderful friend. You're as full of poop as ever and you let everyone know it. That's what I love about you! Congrats on your,POTD!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:56:00 AM

I will never stop penning poop Curtis - folk don't have to read it lol many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/23/2019 2:13:00 PM

Well said Jan, so proud of you - love your POTD - congratulations - you truly deserved this honor! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 11:56:00 AM

thanks Jennifer, many apologies for not replying sooner:-( Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 3/23/2019 2:09:00 PM

Love your poetry. Love you. A Fav. Always,Armand.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/24/2019 1:02:00 PM

aww thanks my sweet friend, I was recommending a new poet to read your poetry as they were struggling to write 'free verse' and as yours is exceptional i hope they drop by and read and learn how it is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/23/2019 2:02:00 PM

You are a wonderful poet no matter what you write Jan. Anyone who has read some of your poetry will know that. I marvel at your ability to make everyone laugh. Congratulations on your POTD Jan! Laughter is the best medicine of all! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 3/24/2019 12:58:00 PM

Thanks Connie, you are one of the many who can see past the poop and know I can write a serious poem from time to time, but humour albeit often poopy will always be my first love:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 3/23/2019 12:54:00 PM

Good for you,,, :) Congratulations on Poem of the Day … You will always be close to all of us. Hugs sweet lady

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2019 1:16:00 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Gregory Richard Barden

Date: 3/23/2019 12:00:00 PM

You make me (and many others) smile and laugh, Jan, and there is NO pursuit of or by the human spirit as wonderful or as important as that. Blessings, My Friend, and congratulations on Poem of the Day! :-) <3 "My poet friend, Jan, has a style; That makes others chuckle and smile; And for her sweet gift; Giving glum folks a lift; There's no other pursuit ... more worthwhile."

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2019 12:34:00 PM

I had such a wonderful comment from CayCay about me making her laugh, its things like that that keep me going. There are few on soup who know what is really going on in my life and since I started writing poetry when my hubby had cancer surgery I use humour as a coping mechanism and if i can make others smile then that makes it all worthwhile:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 3/23/2019 11:21:00 AM

Congratulations Jan on POTD, although I have read many of your wonderful poems which do NOT refer to poop or snot. It is always a good thing to smile:)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2019 12:30:00 PM

Thanks DT:-):-) I do surprise with the odd serious poem but humour will always be my preferred form:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/23/2019 10:23:00 AM

Back for congrats! as they say keep if real, not Fake! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2019 12:29:00 PM

I'm all real apart from the football sized boobies, butt lift, tummy tuck, face lift lol:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 3/23/2019 10:00:00 AM

You're too much Jan. Gotta love ya. Congrats. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2019 12:28:00 PM

lol Judy thanks:-) hugs jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 3/23/2019 9:51:00 AM

Back to say HIP, HIP HOORAY for POTD! Lovely Jan with kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2019 12:03:00 PM

thanks so much Ann it was a surprise to get my silly poem honoured but it proves there is room on soup for all styles of poetry and humour is something we need a lot more in our lives:-) hugs Jan xx