FARTING FARMER

There once was a farmer called Seamus, who had an incompetant anus. When out on a date with girlfriend Kate, he blamed his dog when he farted, to prevent her being startled.

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Christuraj Alex

Date: 6/23/2021 4:09:00 AM

Ha Ha. Great.

JEAN MURRAY
Date: 7/7/2021 12:33:00 PM

That poor farmer. Thank you for stopping by Christuraj.

Pam Deremer

Date: 3/9/2016 4:15:00 PM

A cute poem.

JEAN MURRAY
Date: 3/9/2016 4:23:00 PM

Thank you Pam. I wish I could think of one tonight, to counteract MIDWIFE'S TEARS.

JAN ALLISON

Date: 3/6/2016 1:19:00 PM

ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

Sunshine Smile

Date: 3/6/2016 12:48:00 PM

- ..... Of course he blamed his dog ...... cat fart makes no sound ..... :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Sunshine Smile
Date: 3/6/2016 1:03:00 PM

:)))) .......... lol, I do not know .... but I've never heard a cat farting :)))))

JEAN MURRAY
Date: 3/6/2016 1:00:00 PM

Not being an animal lover myself, I never knew that Anne Lise. Is your name really Jeannie? My Daddy called me Jeaniemac. Thank you for comment and hugs. You learn something new every day.

Daniel Carter

Date: 3/6/2016 9:59:00 AM

Haha, I would've thought him bringing the dog on a date to be stranger than the fart. Nice piece :) -Dan

JEAN MURRAY
Date: 3/6/2016 10:01:00 AM

I know Dan, but in Ireland, you can't have one without the other. A rare breed, our farmers.