Farting Farmer

There once was a farmer called Seamus,
who had an incompetant anus.
When out on a date with girlfriend Kate,
he blamed his dog when he farted,
to prevent her being startled.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Alex Avatar
June 23, 2021 at 4:09 AM
Ha Ha. Great.
Murray Avatar
July 7, 2021 at 12:33 PM
That poor farmer. Thank you for stopping by Christuraj.
Deremer Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:15 PM
A cute poem.
Murray Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:23 PM
Thank you Pam. I wish I could think of one tonight, to counteract MIDWIFE'S TEARS.
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 1:19 PM
ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 12:48 PM
- ..... Of course he blamed his dog ...... cat fart makes no sound ..... :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Andresen Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 1:03 PM
:)))) .......... lol, I do not know .... but I've never heard a cat farting :)))))
Murray Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 1:00 PM
Not being an animal lover myself, I never knew that Anne Lise. Is your name really Jeannie? My Daddy called me Jeaniemac. Thank you for comment and hugs. You learn something new every day.
Carter Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 9:59 AM
Haha, I would've thought him bringing the dog on a date to be stranger than the fart. Nice piece :) -Dan
Murray Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 10:01 AM
I know Dan, but in Ireland, you can't have one without the other. A rare breed, our farmers.
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