Balding Bard

Will Shakespeare got some writers starting He didn’t write odes about farting His talent was rare And so was his hair He had an incredible parting

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Date: 6/27/2021 8:53:00 PM
No wonder! he wrote 'Parting is such sweet sorrow!' ~ Couldn't resist. :) Mr. Irresistable
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/28/2021 12:06:00 AM
Damn! Wish I’d thought of that. Thanks, Gershon. Terry
Date: 6/25/2021 10:26:00 PM
G’day Terry … Willy needed a teacher like Jan to fire him up. He would have been really famous then - thanks Terry - Lindsay
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/26/2021 2:47:00 AM
That would have put the ‘wind’ up him. Thanks Lindsay. Terry
Date: 6/22/2021 1:14:00 PM
ha ha ha LOVE IT:_) hugs Jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/22/2021 1:19:00 PM
Thanks Jan. Of course you and I know that line two is the reason he’s such a little known poet. Terry
Date: 6/22/2021 5:13:00 AM
Lol your pen is on fire this morning Terry. I don't live far from Bill's house. Tom
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2021 1:15:00 PM
same here Terry I can usually pen a limerick when my muse is missing in action or i want to make a point that there is nothing wrong with bawdy limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/22/2021 7:25:00 AM
Hmm... have you seen his bottom? Truth is Tom, when my muse is found lacking, I can usually still fire off a limerick or five. Thanks, Tom. Terry
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