No Farting Allowed

There was a man named Fred Who liked eating baked beans in bed One day when he farted He and his wife parted 'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Kendrick Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Cute..Creative work..Congrats on your win..Sara
Brown Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 5:51 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Ken. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 1:19 AM
Congrats on your smelly win xx
A   Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Ken, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
Dietrich Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 7:41 PM
hahaha. GREAT job. Congrats on your win, Ken.
Williams Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Ken congrats on your win ..David
Eastman Avatar
May 21, 2012 at 9:01 AM
LOL! Great. I often write comical story poems to make you smile. Come on over and check them out. A kindred spirit?
Grisetti Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Ken: re your comment to David, that's the whole point. Well done crap poem.
Williams Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 7:38 AM
Ken this one smells great,,,David
Duddle Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 8:01 AM
Thanks. Just entered it in a members contest. Not suitable for anywhere else. Crap poem really.
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