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No Farting Allowed

There was a man named Fred Who liked eating baked beans in bed One day when he farted He and his wife parted 'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 5/23/2012 3:54:00 PM
Cute..Creative work..Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 5/23/2012 5:51:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Ken. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/23/2012 1:19:00 AM
Congrats on your smelly win xx
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Date: 5/22/2012 10:06:00 PM
Ken, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
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Date: 5/22/2012 7:41:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT job. Congrats on your win, Ken.
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Date: 5/22/2012 2:36:00 PM
Ken congrats on your win ..David
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Date: 5/21/2012 9:01:00 AM
LOL! Great. I often write comical story poems to make you smile. Come on over and check them out. A kindred spirit?
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Date: 5/20/2012 8:18:00 AM
Ken: re your comment to David, that's the whole point. Well done crap poem.
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Date: 5/20/2012 7:38:00 AM
Ken this one smells great,,,David
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Date: 5/20/2012 8:01:00 AM
Thanks. Just entered it in a members contest. Not suitable for anywhere else. Crap poem really.