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No Farting Allowed

No Farting Allowed



rushed lunch of cabbage 
at work  no farting allowed
                            small dog approaches





*blushing* deborah burch©
5/15/0212

Copyright © Deborah Burch | Year Posted 2012

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Jan Allison Date: 1/24/2017 12:53:00 PM ha ha ha I LOVE a good farty poem and this is fabulous Deb:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/23/2012 5:44:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Deborah. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/23/2012 1:06:00 AM Congrats on your smelly win xx Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2012 9:52:00 PM Hi, Deb,, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD Login to Reply

Olusegun Arowolo Date: 5/22/2012 8:59:00 PM Short and beautiful piece,Deb...Congrats on your well deserved win... Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/22/2012 7:49:00 PM I'm glad to see this on the winners' list. Congrats to you. Login to Reply

John Loving Iii Date: 5/22/2012 7:43:00 PM now i see why your laughing in the picture. oh god pd has a poop contest? i'm not even going to lower myself to win. good luck. Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 5/22/2012 2:31:00 PM Cap'n Deb congrats on your great win..love it..david Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/21/2012 10:23:00 PM rereading this one. One of my favorites. Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 5/21/2012 2:08:00 PM PD will love this one - she is the sort to blame it on the dog. Love, daver Login to Reply

Joann Grisetti Date: 5/20/2012 11:39:00 AM Cabbage, sauerkraut, brocoli: all good foods to prevent cancer, and close friends. Login to Reply

Prince Ekpemandu Date: 5/19/2012 6:07:00 PM Wish you all the best in the contest...... Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 5/18/2012 11:05:00 PM why do I feel the need to say the poor dog Deb ;) all the best for the contest! Love Wilma Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 5/18/2012 8:46:00 AM eating cabbage, gives you a license to fart Deborah, also to write brilliant poetry. harry Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:05:00 PM LOL...too funny 'arry...I find a lot of the comments are as funny , if not more, than the poem...lol big hugs, love ya deb

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/17/2012 4:02:00 PM Well done Deb. - Thanks, you gave me a good laught. - Wish you luck in contest. - oxox love Anne-Lise Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:06:00 PM :) I'm so glad I got to make you smile Anne Lise...you bring so much cheer to all of us!!! thank you sooooo much...love you much, deb

Cyndi Macmillan Date: 5/16/2012 8:42:00 PM I am picturing the dog's face doing one of those cute head side to side huh, what? thingies. A little whine. Tail drops. THe dog starts to back up. Whoa, the dog now seems to be miming. WHat the heck? LOL... cabbage. Gets ya every time. Cyndi Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:19:00 PM awwwww, poor puppy....lol ...I din't do it ...it wan't me ...honest!!! I just wrote it!! poor puppy ;) big hugs, love ya

Michelle Mac Donald Date: 5/16/2012 7:41:00 PM Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:14:00 PM thank you Michelle! Yes she did...PD is very creative and such a hoot!! So wonderfully full of life!! She is a doll :) and I am so glad I can call her friend and fellow poetess....big hugs, love ya deb

Michelle Mac Donald Date: 5/16/2012 7:40:00 PM Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki Login to Reply

Jancarl Campi Date: 5/16/2012 3:45:00 PM thanks for reading my work. Happy that you did enjoy Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:16:00 PM thank you Jancarl!! You are quite welcome...hugss, deb

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/16/2012 8:45:00 AM very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been?? Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/16/2012 8:45:00 AM very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been?? Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:22:00 PM Linda Marie!!!!!! LOL!!! good thing its only visual...;) been under the weather but getting better...How are YOU!!! miss ya so much...how my boys...hows Ron....hugs all round....love you bunches and bunches, deb

Nette Onclaud Date: 5/16/2012 5:26:00 AM deborah, you give me giggles and gas pains... top-rate read with winning huggs!..:) Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:26:00 PM lol thank you Nette...glad for the giggles...not so glad about the gas ;o lol bahahhaha...too funny...thanks hun, big hugs, love you much, deb

Jancarl Campi Date: 5/16/2012 2:48:00 AM Hi there. This poem made me laugh. I needed a laugh, since I have been awake since 3am. I hope to get back to bed soon. Take care and thanks again. Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:31:00 PM LOL...then it served its purpose well...lol hope you were able to rest...big hugs, deb

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/15/2012 11:25:00 PM Thank you Deborah, ..lol... could not help but,, to sneak a few laughs before i head out... thank you for everything... pd Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:28:00 PM tee hee...thank you PD...anytime baby girl...love you bunches, deb

Joe Flach Date: 5/15/2012 11:03:00 PM I always blame the dog whether he is in the room or not. Too funny - I enter my comment and go to type in the CAPTCHA phrase and the last 2 letters are PU - now that's funny! Login to Reply Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:18:00 PM lol Joe!! Now that's funny too funny!! thanks for the laugh!! big hugs, love ya deb

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