No Farting Allowed

No Farting Allowed



rushed lunch of cabbage 
at work  no farting allowed
                            small dog approaches





*blushing* deborah burch©
5/15/0212
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Allison Avatar
January 24, 2017 at 12:53 PM
ha ha ha I LOVE a good farty poem and this is fabulous Deb:-) hugs Jan xx
Brown Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 5:44 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Deborah. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 1:06 AM
Congrats on your smelly win xx
A   Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Hi, Deb,, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
Arowolo Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Short and beautiful piece,Deb...Congrats on your well deserved win...
Dietrich Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 7:49 PM
I'm glad to see this on the winners' list. Congrats to you.
Loving Iii Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 7:43 PM
now i see why your laughing in the picture. oh god pd has a poop contest? i'm not even going to lower myself to win. good luck.
Williams Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Cap'n Deb congrats on your great win..love it..david
Dietrich Avatar
May 21, 2012 at 10:23 PM
rereading this one. One of my favorites.
Austin Avatar
May 21, 2012 at 2:08 PM
PD will love this one - she is the sort to blame it on the dog. Love, daver
Grisetti Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Cabbage, sauerkraut, brocoli: all good foods to prevent cancer, and close friends.
Ekpemandu Avatar
May 19, 2012 at 6:07 PM
Wish you all the best in the contest......
Neels Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 11:05 PM
why do I feel the need to say the poor dog Deb ;) all the best for the contest! Love Wilma
Horsman Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 8:46 AM
eating cabbage, gives you a license to fart Deborah, also to write brilliant poetry. harry
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:05 PM
LOL...too funny 'arry...I find a lot of the comments are as funny , if not more, than the poem...lol big hugs, love ya deb
Andresen Avatar
May 17, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Well done Deb. - Thanks, you gave me a good laught. - Wish you luck in contest. - oxox love Anne-Lise
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:06 PM
:) I'm so glad I got to make you smile Anne Lise...you bring so much cheer to all of us!!! thank you sooooo much...love you much, deb
Macmillan Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 8:42 PM
I am picturing the dog's face doing one of those cute head side to side huh, what? thingies. A little whine. Tail drops. THe dog starts to back up. Whoa, the dog now seems to be miming. WHat the heck? LOL... cabbage. Gets ya every time. Cyndi
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:19 PM
awwwww, poor puppy....lol ...I din't do it ...it wan't me ...honest!!! I just wrote it!! poor puppy ;) big hugs, love ya
Mac Donald Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 7:41 PM
Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:14 PM
thank you Michelle! Yes she did...PD is very creative and such a hoot!! So wonderfully full of life!! She is a doll :) and I am so glad I can call her friend and fellow poetess....big hugs, love ya deb
Mac Donald Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 7:40 PM
Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki
Campi Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 3:45 PM
thanks for reading my work. Happy that you did enjoy
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:16 PM
thank you Jancarl!! You are quite welcome...hugss, deb
Sweetheart Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 8:45 AM
very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been??
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Linda Marie!!!!!! LOL!!! good thing its only visual...;) been under the weather but getting better...How are YOU!!! miss ya so much...how my boys...hows Ron....hugs all round....love you bunches and bunches, deb
Sweetheart Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 8:45 AM
very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been??
Onclaud Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 5:26 AM
deborah, you give me giggles and gas pains... top-rate read with winning huggs!..:)
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:26 PM
lol thank you Nette...glad for the giggles...not so glad about the gas ;o lol bahahhaha...too funny...thanks hun, big hugs, love you much, deb
Campi Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 2:48 AM
Hi there. This poem made me laugh. I needed a laugh, since I have been awake since 3am. I hope to get back to bed soon. Take care and thanks again.
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:31 PM
LOL...then it served its purpose well...lol hope you were able to rest...big hugs, deb
A   Avatar
May 15, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Thank you Deborah, ..lol... could not help but,, to sneak a few laughs before i head out... thank you for everything... pd
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:28 PM
tee hee...thank you PD...anytime baby girl...love you bunches, deb
Flach Avatar
May 15, 2012 at 11:03 PM
I always blame the dog whether he is in the room or not. Too funny - I enter my comment and go to type in the CAPTCHA phrase and the last 2 letters are PU - now that's funny!
Burch Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 4:18 PM
lol Joe!! Now that's funny too funny!! thanks for the laugh!! big hugs, love ya deb
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