Quarantine Quavers

My mother-in-law is a ghost
Who lived her life on beans and toast
And since her parting
Never stops farting
Nor complaining I'm a poor host!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Dietrich Avatar
April 2, 2020 at 5:10 PM
OMG thst would be horrible to live with a farting ghost. Better to Hear them, not smell them. haha
Leffanta Avatar
April 3, 2020 at 1:12 PM
Better to see them rather than just hear them, - unless it is a mother-in-law! Aloha! Rico
Faulkner Avatar
April 2, 2020 at 4:03 PM
So, would a ghost's farts smell? Just wondering-
Leffanta Avatar
April 3, 2020 at 1:10 PM
Aye, and the chill in the air keeps it lingering! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
April 2, 2020 at 1:11 PM
ha ha ha love it - have written about beans today too lol great minds eh:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
April 2, 2020 at 1:14 PM
I noticed the stores have empty bean shelves, so I wondered how that will help clear the air? Aloha! Rico
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