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My mother-in-law is a ghost Who lived her life on beans and toast And since her parting Never stops farting Nor complaining I'm a poor host!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 4/2/2020 5:10:00 PM
OMG thst would be horrible to live with a farting ghost. Better to Hear them, not smell them. haha
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/3/2020 1:12:00 PM
Better to see them rather than just hear them, - unless it is a mother-in-law! Aloha! Rico
Date: 4/2/2020 4:03:00 PM
So, would a ghost's farts smell? Just wondering-
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/3/2020 1:10:00 PM
Aye, and the chill in the air keeps it lingering! Aloha! Rico
Date: 4/2/2020 1:11:00 PM
ha ha ha love it - have written about beans today too lol great minds eh:-) hugs Jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/2/2020 1:14:00 PM
I noticed the stores have empty bean shelves, so I wondered how that will help clear the air? Aloha! Rico