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Flat You Lent

A woman who could touch her toes
Always knew which way the wind blows
For when she bent over
A great Dane named Rover
Proved farting is best wearing clothes

Copyright © Rico Leffanta | Year Posted 2022

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February 17, 2022 at 1:54 PM

Funny Limerick, Rico. Have a nice night. Blessings ~ Debra

February 18, 2022 at 10:20 AM

Thank you, Debra! Aloha!

Caren Krutsinger

February 17, 2022 at 1:49 PM

Hilariously penned Rico

February 18, 2022 at 10:19 AM

Thank you, Caren! Aloha!

February 16, 2022 at 10:18 PM

Hysterical and the visuals are off the charts!! Only you can get away with this Rico .! Xx hugs, Susan

February 17, 2022 at 12:54 PM

Mahalo nui loa, and congratulations on your POTD! Aloha 'oe!

February 16, 2022 at 7:50 PM

Ha... ha ! This limerick is full of sound and fury !

February 18, 2022 at 10:18 AM

Thank you, Valsa! Aloha!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 16, 2022 at 5:01 PM

Aaaah! Hilarious. Hello from the big O! xomo

February 17, 2022 at 12:53 PM

Aloha, Mo! I trust your dogs are more civilised . . . . .

February 16, 2022 at 12:28 PM

ha! so funny, rico, with a clever title as well...(as usual!)

February 18, 2022 at 10:18 AM

Mahalo nui loa! Aloha1

February 16, 2022 at 11:39 AM

Lol! Rico This is a hilarious (smelly) Limerick. That enjoyed from start to the finish. Have a great day-Alexis

February 18, 2022 at 10:19 AM

Thank you, Alexis! Aloha!

February 16, 2022 at 11:17 AM

I’m sure glad the Great Dane was called Rover and not Hagar. Terry

February 17, 2022 at 12:55 PM

I don't speak dog, so I have no way of knowing if it was an alias . . . .Aloha1

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