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No Farting Allowed

I smelt an old man in a hut,
He suffered from gas in his gut,
And he wiggled and grinned
As he let out his wind,
And laughed at the sound of his butt.

For PD’s farting contest

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2012

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Samia Ali Salama Date: 5/27/2012 1:55:00 PM Hahahaha - Very funny Jack! I love it ...Samia Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/24/2012 5:42:00 PM Congrats on your winning work..Clever idea to put down on permanent record..Sara Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/23/2012 5:53:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Jack. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/23/2012 1:22:00 AM Congrats on your smelly win, like this one xx Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2012 10:14:00 PM Jack , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule)) Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/22/2012 7:38:00 PM I sure love your wit in this one. It's one of the better ones in my opinion. Congrats. Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 5/22/2012 2:38:00 PM Jack congrats on your win..David Login to Reply

Black Eyed Susan Date: 5/17/2012 8:27:00 AM lol! love it! Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/16/2012 6:27:00 PM Good luck in the contest..Reads like winning material..Enjoyed reading this eve..Thanks for your faithful comments on my work..They are always so encouraging..Sara Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/16/2012 5:41:00 PM hahaha, you guys at Soup should do these kinds of limericks all the time. Funny stuff!!! Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 5/16/2012 3:02:00 PM brilliant Jack, sounds like my neighbour, good luck this is really funny. harry Login to Reply

Russell Sivey Date: 5/16/2012 2:55:00 PM Ha ha, this is one of the funniest poems I have read in a long time Jack! I really love this write a lot my friend! "As he let out his wind" oh how that's funny! Loved this poem! Great Work!! Login to Reply

Joann Grisetti Date: 5/16/2012 2:12:00 PM Another good one! Login to Reply

Laura Breidenthal Date: 5/16/2012 1:11:00 PM What da eff? Hahah! Nice one. :D Good luck in the contest! Always, Laura Login to Reply